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By Scaredshitless - 03/02/2010 13:48 - France

Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML

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Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML

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By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

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hehe_oops 2

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:23

I don't understand how you could do that unless you had really runny shit bad luck though, ew btw when you said the kid "popped out" I imagined him popping out of the toilet just before you got there

050294 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:09

Haha, wow. FYL

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hehe_oops 2

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:23

I don't understand how you could do that unless you had really runny shit bad luck though, ew btw when you said the kid "popped out" I imagined him popping out of the toilet just before you got there

KayBizz 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 17:21

^ lmfao @ popped out the toilet

ncurtsak 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:15

hahaha this one is hilarious but I just love the comments

050294 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:24

I doubt it was the kid scaring him. The sudden shock of the kid jumping at him probably did. Fear actually helps the body poop. As funny as it is, it actually can happen.

lickmyjock 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:27

lol i thought this said he pooped and u got scared so u pooped too.

musicmaniac925 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:28

lol #14 that's rediculous

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:59

Haha. Now there's the real irony. @OP: Heh. Kids...

madHatter11 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 0:15

u mean ridiculous? ... I had to sorry

CheshireWolf 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:36

Yeh lmfao

manu1357 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:43

Thats some nasty shit

nevergiveup1234 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 17:03

lol

ALegitNinja 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 17:05

Well that sucks. If your daughter was out in the bathroom waiting for you to come then you should discipline her.

killabee 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 20:09

Daughter=neighbor? How very odd.

pinkandblaqk15 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 17:05

why didn't u just do tht in the first place instead if waiting to get home to do it?

yzaldana 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 18:56

oh shit! >.<

perdix 29

Wednesday 3 February 2010 17:29

Wouldn't you feel a six-year-old hiding in your colon? Did you rescue him when he fell in the toilet?

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 17:46

Pahahahahaha, I just read this comment, then read the FML again. He's right! It DOES sound like the OP is "popping out" a six-year-old. You win again Mr.Perdix...

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 18:17

6 yr olds don't move around too much in there. He thought it was one of the gerbils.

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