By ohcrap - United States

Hey there!

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
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  RS808  |  6

I think this would be more of a FML if she had freaked out about it.. By the sound of this, she didn't seem to mind the view too much. Haha

  onlychildFTW  |  33

OP should have. Sure it's a bit awkward but you must be polite to make a good impression.

Am I the only one a but confused about this FML? If you are on the toilet why would the door open to the outside? Aren't bathroom doors interior doors. And why would a curtain go in front if the door? Either I'm reading this wrong or there's a wording problem.

  isableha  |  9

23- My house was completely remodeled when we bought it and my bathroom door opens to the outside. I don't really know why, it's kind of an awkward set up. And my bathroom also opens into my living room where there are big windows next to the front door. So if you came out of the bathroom, the whole world could see you!

  Senseless_487  |  29

Actually, the way I read it was that when OP stood up from the toilet to close the door, his neighbor saw him through the bathroom window. Either that, or the neighbor had a clear view to the bathroom through the living room window.

  Driblets  |  8

I'm going to have my attempt at explaining since m. House is set up like this. The window has no curtain and (in my house at least) is in a room parallel to the bathroom making OP very visible in his half naked gory. :p

  tmmundy  |  17

Ok well here is my my house the bathroom doors swing out as well, and if someone was to open the bathroom door in the hall, everyone would see whoever was taking care of their I can see how OP's incident happened.

  Driblets  |  8

Holy shit... I'm starting to wonder I whenever I comment I should use the computer instead of the iPod because every comment I
Make has a typo.
My (not m.) and has (not ha) glory (not gory).

P.S. I've triple checked this comment so no typos this time!

  sirpantselot  |  22

FFS give a 14 year old Swede a break. Good luck spelling neighbourhood (yes, some of us add a U) in Swedish. Adding a smiley face at the end doesn't make your comment any less repugnant. End rant.

  NagainaFier  |  16

I think the main point snoopy was correcting was the 'j' instead of an h, which is an 'acceptable' mistake since the letters are right next to each other...

But yes, give the 14 year old Swede a break. How many languages could you speak fluently at that age?

  ConBroChilll  |  9

I think you haven'tt been laid in awhile either. Wait, i dont know if you have, I never assume anything. Little life lesson bud, assume nothing from everyone. Dont rely on the past