By Scaredshitless - 03/02/2010 13:48 - France

Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML
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hehe_oops 2

I don't understand how you could do that unless you had really runny shit bad luck though, ew btw when you said the kid "popped out" I imagined him popping out of the toilet just before you got there

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Sekococo 0

#25 some people may not perfer to use the bathroom in public places or after a long trip no acesss to any bathroom. @perdix though it was funny , am hoping you diddnt confuse the OP wording with poop instead of popped.

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perdix 29

Thanks, Sekococo, but you know that I like to look at the stories in absurd ways. Maybe the kid went in to look for his gerbil;)

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alexisthename 0

I hope your shit wasn't shaped like a frog. There have been a lot of amphibian-shaped turds floating around lately.

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alexisthename 0

This post reminds me that I need more fiber in my diet. Is there any fiber in beer?

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perdix 29

Look for Exfeel-S, the high-fiber beer from Korea. They invite you to buy a case and try to join the Triple Crown Club. You are in when you get loaded on this stuff and expel from three orifices simultaneously. Alex, you don't need to tell me if you succeeded, or how your failures went;)

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alexisthename 0

I just drooled on my keyboard. You had me at Korea.

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Asstazztic 8

Hahaha this is epic.. Love that little nigga :)

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__ChR1s__ 0

haha bet your loving your neighbour now

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