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By Scaredshitless - 03/02/2010 13:48 - France

Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML

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By ozozl - 07/11/2014 04:29 - United States - Evergreen

Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Lauren Davies - 17/09/2019 06:00

Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML

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By Mel - 07/05/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

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By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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By Bianka05 - 19/07/2017 20:00

Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML

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By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

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Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:23

I don't understand how you could do that unless you had really runny shit bad luck though, ew btw when you said the kid "popped out" I imagined him popping out of the toilet just before you got there

050294 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:09

Haha, wow. FYL

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Mustakrakish 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:16

Popped out of where? An alternate dimension? Six year olds are becoming more and more scary these days.

ryann2010 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:23

hahahaha:D sucks for you but that's ******* hallarious(:

wordgirl 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:17

Popped out from...where, exactly? That doesn't sound right, OP. :p

jacklinjanna 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:09

Beautifully worded. lol

LexiRawr 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:41

Lmao that's kinda funny, but totally embarrassing. You should tell your neighbor child not to be a stalker.

XxBlackamusPrime 5

Thursday 4 February 2010 8:57

he said "LITERALLYcrapped myself." so yes he pooped himself.

Hunter329 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 9:33

That really sucks... But funny as shit!

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Thursday 4 February 2010 16:46

Lol!!!

elishaax 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:44

"I needed to go to the toilet, My six year old neighbour popped out >_> ... Disgusting xD

kingtut95 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:51

hahahahaha. that sucks. fyl

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