I once fell asleep on meg once... which come to of it was quite nice, except when something kept poking me all night.

*think damn it

... You mean kitchen... Fell asleep in the kitchen. Women, sigh... Give them a finger and they'll try to eat the hand

YDI for falling asleep on the toilet. What are you, three?

Atleast your daughter didn't say, "Mommy was in a shitty situation last night." 

I actually once woke up on the toilet mid peeing and fell back asleep then woke up back in bed.... I pretty much sleepwalked to the toilet and went

Were you having a shitty night?

smack that lil turd lol

40. you wouldn't be on the toilet if you were Puking into it. think then post.

ah kids say the most funny things sometimes.

44--"tummy problems" can also mean diarrhea

what's op complaining about? it's good for kids to be proud of their parents ^_^

40/48 - what? She wouldn't be puking if she fell asleep ON the toilet.

Are you three? look at your username.

I guess you can say op was *puts on sunglasses* a little flushed

did you fall in too?

lovly kid look at the bright side op's kid is not a liar

she just passed out pushing the biggest shit of her life out

thatd be true if she was black ;)

*she

u fat

dick

47 it is clearly not mightymart in his pic. He is a mr and it is a joke. Largest 4G network t shirt on a fat person.

But if you're on the toilet, how do you stand the putrid stench of your shit?

not everyone shits every time they're on the toilet

Women don't poop.

omg who lied to u lmaoooo u obviously didnt see too girls one cup lmaoooo ud die!!!

aa 55 ya they do. I really hope you were kidding..

yeah im pretty sure all of us have done that at one point or another

lmao true!!!