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I once fell asleep on meg once... which come to of it was quite nice, except when something kept poking me all night.
*think damn it
YDI for falling asleep on the toilet. What are you, three?
Atleast your daughter didn't say, "Mommy was in a shitty situation last night."
I actually once woke up on the toilet mid peeing and fell back asleep then woke up back in bed.... I pretty much sleepwalked to the toilet and went
smack that lil turd lol
40. you wouldn't be on the toilet if you were Puking into it. think then post.
ah kids say the most funny things sometimes.
what's op complaining about? it's good for kids to be proud of their parents ^_^
hehe not so bad.. he could have caught you doing something else...
*she
47 it is clearly not mightymart in his pic. He is a mr and it is a joke. Largest 4G network t shirt on a fat person.
That terribly cute, at least as long as she's not telling everybody about all the stuff that embaresses ME.
I've fallen asleep standing up in the shower. it was only for like 5 minutes. there's nothing wrong with sleeping on the toilet.
But if you're on the toilet, how do you stand the putrid stench of your shit?
yeah im pretty sure all of us have done that at one point or another
kids say the darndest things...no but seriously you need to invest ina bathroom lock.
lmao true!!!
You hopefully had a good reason for it
It's okay if you're a big time crapper, just don't fall asleep and be a big time napper!
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hehe not so bad.. he could have caught you doing something else...
Ahhh kids..