By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML
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mightymart 5

hehe not so bad.. he could have caught you doing something else...

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

I once fell asleep on meg once... which come to of it was quite nice, except when something kept poking me all night.

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Oohgaloof 0

... You mean kitchen... Fell asleep in the kitchen. Women, sigh... Give them a finger and they'll try to eat the hand

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iluvhobos 5

YDI for falling asleep on the toilet. What are you, three?

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Atleast your daughter didn't say, "Mommy was in a shitty situation last night." 

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rummydummy 3

I actually once woke up on the toilet mid peeing and fell back asleep then woke up back in bed.... I pretty much sleepwalked to the toilet and went

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juicedboi 7

Were you having a shitty night?

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thatonename 7

40. you wouldn't be on the toilet if you were Puking into it. think then post.

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EvilPotato 14

ah kids say the most funny things sometimes.

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zowieandzander77 1

44--"tummy problems" can also mean diarrhea

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Bizenghastly 0

what's op complaining about? it's good for kids to be proud of their parents ^_^

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A7X_LoVeee 10

40/48 - what? She wouldn't be puking if she fell asleep ON the toilet.

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darlingdollie 24

Are you three? look at your username.

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zendaddy0 0

I guess you can say op was *puts on sunglasses* a little flushed

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ImaWiseGuy 5

did you fall in too?

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KaanTech 0

lovly kid look at the bright side op's kid is not a liar

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jacobepaps12345 0

she just passed out pushing the biggest shit of her life out

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jacobepaps12345 0

thatd be true if she was black ;)

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mightymart 5

hehe not so bad.. he could have caught you doing something else...

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IscoreOnU 19

47 it is clearly not mightymart in his pic. He is a mr and it is a joke. Largest 4G network t shirt on a fat person.

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that_is_Nathy 9

That terribly cute, at least as long as she's not telling everybody about all the stuff that embaresses ME.

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robbiboyo 0

I've fallen asleep standing up in the shower. it was only for like 5 minutes. there's nothing wrong with sleeping on the toilet.

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iLazy 0

But if you're on the toilet, how do you stand the putrid stench of your shit?

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SteelCladAngel 0

not everyone ***** every time they're on the toilet

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Women don't poop.

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wikkedphuka 0

omg who lied to u lmaoooo u obviously didnt see too girls one cup lmaoooo ud die!!!

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SunDropGirl 0

aa 55 ya they do. I really hope you were kidding..

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BostonBear 33

yeah im pretty sure all of us have done that at one point or another

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bluegoldfish 7

kids say the darndest things...no but seriously you need to invest ina bathroom lock.

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Randuhh_17 4

someone had a rough night?

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fluffyrocka 0

It's okay if you're a big time crapper, just don't fall asleep and be a big time napper!

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ThatFatGuyBehind 3

She could've caught you in your room doing something else . . . .

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