Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today my fiancé broke up with me. Two hours later, the store I bought my wedding dress from called to say it’s ready to be picked up. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
Today, I found out that the company I sent my wedding dress to caught fire and lost everything in their building. I was going to be the fourth generation woman in my family to wear it. FML
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Top comments
slushpup9696 12
Maybe pick the person you're marrying better and don't rush into things before you're ready for them.
heyhihello95 12
Dry cleaning, takes forever doesn't it.
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Comments (127)
hatorimitsume 0
Woooooow. That's messed up.
leannecloveryau 11
ouch. that really sucks...
muchagente 5
well, if you are one of those who wait, at least you finally had sex.
leadman1989 16
This is a prime example of why gay people shouldn't be able to get married!!! -- SARCASM -- Op was most likely straight, everyone deserves marriage equality.
leadman1989 16
Oh my god people are STUPID!!!! I knew I would get thumbed down so I put SARCASM and then how I really felt unless they're just bigoted homophobes I don't see how they didn't understand.
jellitonoctopus 19
Stop bitchin', what you said wasn't even funny to begin with. Calm down.
BuhxritNAYY 5
Yea it really had nothing to do with op's post. It was just a jerk move, even if it was a joke.
bustub2 8
Awesome! Just awesome!
a_nutritionist 10
im guessing, like me, everyone thumbed it down cos it was a crap comment. its like going ydi ******, just kidding, racism sucks. its still just a shit comment.
guyfyl2 1
That suxs :/
Parazad 16
Slow it down next time?
kablooey_01 3
why do people keep saying not to rush, how do you know what their situation is? they could have been together for 2 years and after they got married, realize that things werent what they'd hoped they'd be.
sbsq11 0
It's says the marriage lasted less than 3 months.
sbsq11 0
If it ended that abruptly, then they probably didn't think it out.
ReynshineCutting 10
They could have been together for years before getting married. We don't know the whole story which is common on fmls.
jumble 12
But still, sometimes being married changes how people act. And they could have realized then that they didn't like the other as much as they did. Even if it was a two year or more relationship before that, things could change. Or one of them may have been cheating or abusive after they got married, so things ended. It's not right to assume they took things too fast if you don't know the whole story.
a_nutritionist 10
if you were at a point of terminating the marriage then youd know something was wrong 3 months before. besides, what happened to "working things out"? you cant honestly say you tried to fix problems and ended the relationship in under 3 months. i can only see this being legitimate if someone cheated. even if the individuals change after marriage, 3 months is way too soon. either youre prepared to work through issues or dont get married. youre wasting the time of the people who attended, as well as their money.
leadman1989 16
That must have been one helluva stain... You're lucky you made it out alive with all of your limbs.
dee12321 5
common law is where it's at
13kellyleigh 4
Why are so many people under the impressing that OP got married "too soon"? Marriages don't only end because of the length in which they were dating before they get married