By Anonymousse - 13/11/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML
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extremereviews 26

You could punch him in the face without him even remembering it

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man_in_black08 28

He took pissing you off to the next level!

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rmays96 15

Yes because it's totally normal to pee on your own bed!

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higgysaurus 18

Makes it warm so when you get in it, it isn't freezing cold :)

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cheeeksss 29

But then it eventually gets cold and then you have a cold, wet, smelly bed >

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Xese 6

Well, it gets cold quickly unless you keep peeing on it whenever it gets cold.

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extremereviews 26

You could punch him in the face without him even remembering it

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Lucario227 22

It's always fun to piss the bed, until you have to come sleep in it. But in this case, I guess not. Make him pay to get you new sheets or to clean them.

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dramaelf 37

I think you and I have different ideas of fun.

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LeashaJoy5595 28

Heck, since he was so drunk, just switch mattresses. Get a whole new bed and stick him with the stinky piss one.

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gosh_mate 30

I hope he was just really out of it and peeking on his own bed isn't a regular occurrence... Make sure he cleans it up though!

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Brandi_Faith 33

The problem is, unless op happens to have a waterproof mattress protector, the urine is going to seep into the mattress. Could ruin a perfectly good mattress. Gross.

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man_in_black08 28

He took pissing you off to the next level!

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A07 48

Drunk people should be put inside a large air bubble to make everyone's lives easier

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Brandi_Faith 33

People should just learn to know their limit so they don't go destroying everyone else's and their own lives. How many people have done horribly stupid things to themselves or others and blamed it on being drunk to the point where they no longer know or remember what they're doing? They use it as an excuse and then go and get drunk to that point again. Know your limit people, or don't drink. Simple.

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Tripartita 44

I really hope you corrected him and walked him to his own bedroom to relieve himself.

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