Makes it warm so when you get in it, it isn't freezing cold :)

But then it eventually gets cold and then you have a cold, wet, smelly bed >

Well, it gets cold quickly unless you keep peeing on it whenever it gets cold.

I think you and I have different ideas of fun.

I think so too.

Heck, since he was so drunk, just switch mattresses. Get a whole new bed and stick him with the stinky piss one.

The problem is, unless op happens to have a waterproof mattress protector, the urine is going to seep into the mattress. Could ruin a perfectly good mattress. Gross.

More pissed on!

People should just learn to know their limit so they don't go destroying everyone else's and their own lives. How many people have done horribly stupid things to themselves or others and blamed it on being drunk to the point where they no longer know or remember what they're doing? They use it as an excuse and then go and get drunk to that point again. Know your limit people, or don't drink. Simple.

Know your limit, stay within it! :)

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