Love: Perfect timing!

Perfect timing!

By Savanerzz - 18/03/2018 01:30

Today my fiancé broke up with me. Two hours later, the store I bought my wedding dress from called to say it’s ready to be picked up. FML

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You deserved it 297

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By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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You deserved it 7 466

By Anonymous - 30/10/2012 19:34 - United States

Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 777

You deserved it 2 639

By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 845

You deserved it 3 157

All weddings are themed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 939

You deserved it 232

By whereismyring - 28/03/2016 00:47 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 650

You deserved it 1 722

By Good Luck Chuck - 29/04/2013 17:07 - United States - Orlando

Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 290

You deserved it 5 707

By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 189

You deserved it 1 124

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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You deserved it 32 758

By budgetboss - 08/06/2018 18:30 - United States - Granbury

Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 410

You deserved it 393

Doomed

By SweptWolf - 06/06/2020 23:02

Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 083

You deserved it 193

Zekfen 17

Sunday 18 March 2018 1:38

At least when you resell it you can say it has never been worn?

Rabite 28

Sunday 18 March 2018 2:10

You know where to send the bill.

Comments

Zekfen 17

Sunday 18 March 2018 1:38

At least when you resell it you can say it has never been worn?

Rabite 28

Sunday 18 March 2018 2:10

You know where to send the bill.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 18 March 2018 2:48

Find a new guy. We’re pretty much all the same.

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 18 March 2018 3:21

I wouldn't say that. The timing was off by a whole two hours.

BTK4399 14

Sunday 18 March 2018 4:12

Correct me if I’m wrong but this may be something you need to adDRESS with the man who broke your heart

I'madumbass 19

Sunday 18 March 2018 7:27

I wish I thought of that pun! Nice job

Donut_Wizard 23

Sunday 18 March 2018 4:44

It’s time for an overly dramatic B-movie style revenge montage.

manb91uk 22

Sunday 18 March 2018 9:04

You could always dye it purple And use it as a ball Glenn? Seriously though, I'm sorry for the ********...

ARISKomuniszt 24

Sunday 18 March 2018 10:50

I'm sure it's a lovely dress anyway.

John Nemeth 14

Sunday 18 March 2018 13:42

That really sucks. I guess the only good thing is, He didn't pull this crap after he married you. Divorce sucks.

vandj8 9

Sunday 18 March 2018 15:35

Guess you shouldn't have said "yes to the dress". (I know, I'm horrible).

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Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML

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You deserved it 169

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Help! I'm stuck!

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You deserved it 90

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML

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Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML

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Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML

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Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML

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