At least when you resell it you can say it has never been worn?

You know where to send the bill.

Find a new guy. We’re pretty much all the same.

I wouldn't say that. The timing was off by a whole two hours.

Correct me if I’m wrong but this may be something you need to adDRESS with the man who broke your heart

It’s time for an overly dramatic B-movie style revenge montage.

You could always dye it purple And use it as a ball Glenn? Seriously though, I'm sorry for the dickhead...

I'm sure it's a lovely dress anyway.

That really sucks. I guess the only good thing is, He didn't pull this crap after he married you. Divorce sucks.

Guess you shouldn't have said "yes to the dress". (I know, I'm horrible).