Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today my fiancé broke up with me. Two hours later, the store I bought my wedding dress from called to say it’s ready to be picked up. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
Today, I found out that the company I sent my wedding dress to caught fire and lost everything in their building. I was going to be the fourth generation woman in my family to wear it. FML
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Top comments
slushpup9696 12
Maybe pick the person you're marrying better and don't rush into things before you're ready for them.
heyhihello95 12
Dry cleaning, takes forever doesn't it.
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Comments (127)
manic_maniac11 13
If it wasn't meant to be then I guess its best you find out earlier in the marriage rather than later.
Feklfekl2222 32
Don't rush into It next time or better yet don't get married at all
Feklfekl2222 32
It's possible but why get married at all if you're happy together
jingersnap721 0
I love that picture
Feklfekl2222 32
Thanks but maybe you should read my profile most people gat annoyed :-)
stacianichole 2
Yeah, I read it and I don't care- that's a super cute kitty.
threer 30
My favorite is DocBastard, too. The oldies like Perdix are still great, though.
beerhead 0
At least it'll still be fresh in case you decide to get married again within the next month?
Arch27 27
Probably doesn't fit anymore.
karmicsamadi86 9
Yikes! I'm sorry
wriptidez 0
wow
tmmundy 17
wow. what did he do? sleep with the bridesmaid?
DjeePee 25
Wait, what? Did you marry someone you didn't know a.k.a too soon? Did the love end in those three months? Did you discover that he cheated on you? Were you unable to deal properly with fights? Another FML that needs extra information, but for now, I voted YDI.
iEatGuppies 0
maybe the divorce wasn't OP's fault? just because you don't know why it happened doesn't mean she deserves it.
leadman1989 16
Then maybe op should have given more information.
hellryu 20
I agree, don't jump into marriage with someone you don't know.
melij99 5
Wow. If it really bugs you that much, then get a life.
NoobHat 6
I'm no marriage expert but if you look again for marriage, date longer and become best friends with your lifelong mate. Too many people jump in marriage because they're "in love". Best of luck.
FarSide 23
Some of us just want to legally do the nasty.
DjeePee 25
Yeah, and that's not a good reason for getting married, is it?
Feklfekl2222 32
It's legal even if you're not married
rj33445 4
Waste of money
duckman9 55
It should just get recycled. Sell it! Maybe the next bride will have more luck.
jimbobpro87 0
ouch but pmsl sucks to be you