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Maybe that's his name, and he'll be posting an FML soon about a girl who refused to dance with him because of his name.
What a wannabee. That was so stolen from my all-time favourite kids show catdog.
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word. In this case, the bird is the dog. Meh, I tried. Shame on me.
Today, I was out at a bar and I asked some fugly girl to dance, out of pity, and she looked at me like I was an moron. All I said to her was "Hi, my name's Bird Dog Johnson, would you like to dance?" That's the last time I take pity on a Fug. FML
FML I went out to a club in Texas. Out of pity, I asked this fugly girl to dance with me. She looked at me like I was a moron. all I said to her was, "Hi, I'm Bird Dog Johnson, would you like to dance?" That's the last time that I take pity on a Fug.
It's not from catdog, it's from a Disney show. All I have to say is, "Good luck, Charlie."
Well, it was either that or Mike Hunt.
was he hawt?
It's catchy at least....
Today, I met a not-so-good-looking girl and noticed she wasn't getting any dance offers. I decided to be nice and offer her a dance. I told her my name, Bertrard, but she kept insisting that I'm named BirdDog. I wish I hadn't spoken to this idiot. FML
lol
that's what I named my son. what's wrong with it?
The name sounds so ridiculous.
I named my son Sparta, so everytime I introduce him I can yell THIS IS SPARTA!
With a name like that, he belongs on Jersey Shore.
If you have twins name one Sparta and the other madness, this is Madness no dad I'm Sparta, oh IS THIS SPARTA.
Ever heard of the indian ideal of "your babies name will consist of the first things you see after birth"
Hahahahaha nice!
My indian name is two dogs humping
Well nice to meet you, I'm Pint O'Blood
Nice to meet you all, my birth was traumatic but I'm loving life. Regards, Coat Hangar.
83- I see what you did there . . .
My "Indian" name (i'm the real type of Indian parents from india however im Canadian) is "dumpster random pedophile hobo"
The replies were great for a while, but the last few names were weak. Come on people, you can do better than that.
An Indian man went up to his father and asked him how he named his kids, to which the father relied, "the moment my son is born, I go to sleep, and when I wake up and go out of my teepee, I name him after the first thing I see. My first son, I saw an eagle in the sky, so I named him, Eagle soaring. For my second son, I saw the moon in the sky, so I named him, Pale Moon Rising. Why do you ask this Big Dog Pooping?"
Did he want to do the chicken dance?
He must have a controversial personality
Maybe his name had a hidden meaning? Example: "Bird Dog" = "**** Bitch"? Maybe he wanted you to have sex with him.
- i think it's sorta cute~
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Maybe that's his name, and he'll be posting an FML soon about a girl who refused to dance with him because of his name.
Yeah. I hate my name, Hospital Ceiling. Everyone makes fun of me and turns me down at dances.