By EpicMayonnaise - 26/08/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML
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slushpup9696 12

Maybe that's his name, and he'll be posting an FML soon about a girl who refused to dance with him because of his name.

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slushpup9696 12

Yeah. I hate my name, Hospital Ceiling. Everyone makes fun of me and turns me down at dances.

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slushpup9696 12

Maybe that's his name, and he'll be posting an FML soon about a girl who refused to dance with him because of his name.

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

My thoughts exactly. But who knows? Maybe OP did dance with Bird Dog.

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slushpup9696 12

Maybe someday they might have Chick Puppies.

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marinus_fml 19

What a wannabee. That was so stolen from my all-time favourite kids show catdog.

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overthelimit 3

this reminds me of that episode of spongebob where the dudes name is whatzit tooya.

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iheartbewbies 0

Bird bird bird, the bird is the word. In this case, the bird is the dog. Meh, I tried. Shame on me.

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FFPulley 9

Today, I was out at a bar and I asked some fugly girl to dance, out of pity, and she looked at me like I was an moron. All I said to her was "Hi, my name's Bird Dog Johnson, would you like to dance?" That's the last time I take pity on a Fug. FML

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FFPulley 9

FML I went out to a club in Texas. Out of pity, I asked this fugly girl to dance with me. She looked at me like I was a moron. all I said to her was, "Hi, I'm Bird Dog Johnson, would you like to dance?" That's the last time that I take pity on a Fug.

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fakeaccountX 6

If he was the only guy, who cares what his name was.

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coffeygirl12 14

At least it wasn't Bird Shit?

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luvppl 6

It's not from catdog, it's from a Disney show. All I have to say is, "Good luck, Charlie."

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njgohard 16

Well, it was either that or Mike Hunt.

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thesunsetglow_fml 8

Maybe the OP is deaf and/or stupid and heard "Bird Dog" instead of, I dunno, Bernard??

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eminemchick 19

Based of the show "cat dog"?

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humorizer 14

Today, I met a not-so-good-looking girl and noticed she wasn't getting any dance offers. I decided to be nice and offer her a dance. I told her my name, Bertrard, but she kept insisting that I'm named BirdDog. I wish I hadn't spoken to this idiot. FML

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adrianm413 0

that's what I named my son. what's wrong with it?

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iBanana 17

I named my son Sparta, so everytime I introduce him I can yell THIS IS SPARTA!

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BraBrando 0

With a name like that, he belongs on Jersey Shore.

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MizzErikaHart 8

Clubs r usually loud, maybe op misunderstood.

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mattmadden 0

51 that's like naming your son Luke so you can say "LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER".

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MyMilkShake2Yard 0

If you have twins name one Sparta and the other madness, this is Madness no dad I'm Sparta, oh IS THIS SPARTA.

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Catcherchick94 0

Ever heard of the indian ideal of "your babies name will consist of the first things you see after birth"

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slushpup9696 12

Yeah. I hate my name, Hospital Ceiling. Everyone makes fun of me and turns me down at dances.

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Catcherchick94 0

Yeah I feel ya, nice to meet you hospital ceiling, I'm dog pissing on tree

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StopDropNRoll 11

Yea I got doctor's face :/

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xcdog16 0

Well I'm shit in the toilet

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cc_the_beast 6

Nice to meet you all, I'm Backseat Surprise

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cptmorgan6 8

Hi, I'm Fecal Matter, and I am an addict.

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jellyD 1

Well nice to meet you, I'm Pint O'Blood

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Stealthed 8

Nice to meet you all, my birth was traumatic but I'm loving life. Regards, Coat Hangar.

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Sesh54 7

Ya well mines the worst I'm a guy named pussy

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TheBitchOfChuckN 7

Hello everyone, my name's God Damn Ugly. So shut up.

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sskarma23 9

My "Indian" name (i'm the real type of Indian parents from india however im Canadian) is "dumpster random pedophile hobo"

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n_epic_fail 14

a bird and a dog? where was this woman having her baby?

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HollyDolly660 8

The replies were great for a while, but the last few names were weak. Come on people, you can do better than that.

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isallwaysme 27

An Indian man went up to his father and asked him how he named his kids, to which the father relied, "the moment my son is born, I go to sleep, and when I wake up and go out of my teepee, I name him after the first thing I see. My first son, I saw an eagle in the sky, so I named him, Eagle soaring. For my second son, I saw the moon in the sky, so I named him, Pale Moon Rising. Why do you ask this Big Dog Pooping?"

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Catcherchick94 0

Beggars can't be choosers

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lakaiskate 12

Maybe OP is super beautiful and she's intimidating to talk to?

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Bree12345 15

it's not his fault that his name is so unfortunate

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heyhihello95 12

He must have a controversial personality

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Maybe his name had a hidden meaning? Example: "Bird Dog" = "**** Bitch"? Maybe he wanted you to have sex with him.

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zona117 0

Or maybe it meant "swallow bitch".

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yamatelle 19

Introduce yourself as Bitch **** and your middle name is Cow Ask him if his dick's name Dinosaur ****.

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yamatelle 19

It had a period, but I edited it and forgot to put it back. That's why you can see that the ask is still capitalized. I didn't have enough time to correct it.

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