Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML
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slushpup9696
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Maybe that's his name, and he'll be posting an FML soon about a girl who refused to dance with him because of his name.
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slushpup9696
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Yeah. I hate my name, Hospital Ceiling. Everyone makes fun of me and turns me down at dances.
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slushpup9696
| 12
Maybe that's his name, and he'll be posting an FML soon about a girl who refused to dance with him because of his name.
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Sunny_Eclipse
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My thoughts exactly. But who knows? Maybe OP did dance with Bird Dog.
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slushpup9696
| 12
Maybe someday they might have Chick Puppies.
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marinus_fml
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What a wannabee. That was so stolen from my all-time favourite kids show catdog.
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overthelimit
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this reminds me of that episode of spongebob where the dudes name is whatzit tooya.
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JSmithlover12
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Lol
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iheartbewbies
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Bird bird bird, the bird is the word. In this case, the bird is the dog.
Meh, I tried. Shame on me.
Meh, I tried. Shame on me.
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FFPulley
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Today, I was out at a bar and I asked some fugly girl to dance, out of pity, and she looked at me like I was an moron. All I said to her was "Hi, my name's Bird Dog Johnson, would you like to dance?" That's the last time I take pity on a Fug. FML
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FFPulley
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FML I went out to a club in Texas. Out of pity, I asked this fugly girl to dance with me. She looked at me like I was a moron. all I said to her was, "Hi, I'm Bird Dog Johnson, would you like to dance?" That's the last time that I take pity on a Fug.
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fakeaccountX
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If he was the only guy, who cares what his name was.
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coffeygirl12
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At least it wasn't Bird Shit?
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luvppl
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It's not from catdog, it's from a Disney show.
All I have to say is, "Good luck, Charlie."
All I have to say is, "Good luck, Charlie."
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JMTS
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You could be bird cat?
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njgohard
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Well, it was either that or Mike Hunt.
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Maybe the OP is deaf and/or stupid and heard "Bird Dog" instead of, I dunno, Bernard??
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dukefan302
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was he hawt?
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eminemchick
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Based of the show "cat dog"?
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shelbygordon44
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It's catchy at least....
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humorizer
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Today, I met a not-so-good-looking girl and noticed she wasn't getting any dance offers. I decided to be nice and offer her a dance. I told her my name, Bertrard, but she kept insisting that I'm named BirdDog. I wish I hadn't spoken to this idiot. FML
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shooterbuddy
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Classic
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Randomness90
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lol
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adrianm413
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that's what I named my son. what's wrong with it?
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genesisnirvana
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The name sounds so ridiculous.
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iBanana
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I named my son Sparta, so everytime I introduce him I can yell THIS IS SPARTA!
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BraBrando
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With a name like that, he belongs on Jersey Shore.
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MizzErikaHart
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Clubs r usually loud, maybe op misunderstood.
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mattmadden
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51 that's like naming your son Luke so you can say "LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER".
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MyMilkShake2Yard
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If you have twins name one Sparta and the other madness, this is Madness no dad I'm Sparta, oh IS THIS SPARTA.
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Catcherchick94
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Ever heard of the indian ideal of "your babies name will consist of the first things you see after birth"
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slushpup9696
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Yeah. I hate my name, Hospital Ceiling. Everyone makes fun of me and turns me down at dances.
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TorontoChik
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Hahahahaha nice!
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Catcherchick94
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Yeah I feel ya, nice to meet you hospital ceiling, I'm dog pissing on tree
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flagg1888
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My indian name is two dogs humping
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StopDropNRoll
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Yea I got doctor's face :/
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xcdog16
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Well I'm shit in the toilet
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cc_the_beast
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Nice to meet you all, I'm Backseat Surprise
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cptmorgan6
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Hi, I'm Fecal Matter, and I am an addict.
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jellyD
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Well nice to meet you, I'm Pint O'Blood
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Malkria
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U guys are funny XD
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Stealthed
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Nice to meet you all, my birth was traumatic but I'm loving life.
Regards, Coat Hangar.
Regards, Coat Hangar.
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nerdfighteria
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83- I see what you did there . . .
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MizzErikaHart
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Did u now?
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MizzErikaHart
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Did u now?
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Sesh54
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Ya well mines the worst I'm a guy named pussy
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TheBitchOfChuckN
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Hello everyone, my name's God Damn Ugly. So shut up.
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sskarma23
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My "Indian" name (i'm the real type of Indian parents from india however im Canadian) is "dumpster random pedophile hobo"
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n_epic_fail
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a bird and a dog? where was this woman having her baby?
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HollyDolly660
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The replies were great for a while, but the last few names were weak. Come on people, you can do better than that.
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isallwaysme
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An Indian man went up to his father and asked him how he named his kids, to which the father relied, "the moment my son is born, I go to sleep, and when I wake up and go out of my teepee, I name him after the first thing I see. My first son, I saw an eagle in the sky, so I named him, Eagle soaring. For my second son, I saw the moon in the sky, so I named him, Pale Moon Rising. Why do you ask this Big Dog Pooping?"
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Catcherchick94
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Beggars can't be choosers
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lakaiskate
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Maybe OP is super beautiful and she's intimidating to talk to?
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Bree12345
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it's not his fault that his name is so unfortunate
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MangoRico1
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Did he want to do the chicken dance?
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heyhihello95
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He must have a controversial personality
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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Maybe his name had a hidden meaning?
Example: "Bird Dog" = "Cock Bitch"?
Maybe he wanted you to have sex with him.
Example: "Bird Dog" = "Cock Bitch"?
Maybe he wanted you to have sex with him.
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zona117
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Or maybe it meant "swallow bitch".
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Franco24
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i think it's sorta cute~
i think it's sorta cute~
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yamatelle
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Introduce yourself as Bitch Cunt and your middle name is Cow Ask him if his dick's name Dinosaur Cock.
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yamatelle
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It had a period, but I edited it and forgot to put it back. That's why you can see that the ask is still capitalized. I didn't have enough time to correct it.