Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
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Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
Kids say stuff like that all the time. it doesn't mean you're not a better parent. :)
BeatlesObsessed 12
Daddy's little girl. :)
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Comments (96)
_theblueblaze_ 0
owned.
stingrayas 0
wtf thats a horrible daughter
cheesecake_36 6
haha aw the innocence of a little child!
blackfeather_fml 1
Don't worry she'll change her mind later. My first word was 'Daddy' and I always was his little princess, but now my Mum is my best friend and I bet she'll think the same when she grows up.
maddie2015 0
tough love.
Stevefett 0
Let the beatings begin.?
Calyx_fml 22
She's 27. FYL.
EZ2XLR8 7
Quite frankly... a majority of kids have said that to one of their parents. If you look at it from a phycological view point... there's always something a parent has done to make the kid say that, they don't "just say it". Nothing is "just said" because the mind works like a computer and it stores things like a computer, except a lot quicker. My 4 boys have said that too me at one point. It takes time, and time is your best friend. Ask a phycologist... read Cooper Lawrence's book, she's a great phycologist, it might give you some answers for both ends. It also depends on how old your kid is and whether you're a mature parent or not... also if you act like a friend to your kid, which is a HUGE negative impact believe it or not.
Sinkhole 26
Sorry, but this is bugging me: psychological* and psychologist*. Phycology is the branch of botany that studies seaweeds and other algae, it has nothing to do with children.
EZ2XLR8 7
thanks tips =P
mea_iloveskiing 26
yes she loves you and you know you should be glad.. :)
nlr 9
little girls would always say that about their dad's because that's who spoils them the most... I used to say it until I learned my mom is the one I can trust the most.