Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
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Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
Kids say stuff like that all the time. it doesn't mean you're not a better parent. :)
BeatlesObsessed 12
Daddy's little girl. :)
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Comments (96)
Ashtondunbar 0
No need to worry, it's just her Electra complex which should pass in a few years:)
AlexRen 21
it's cause little girls love there dad more, I'm a mommy's boy:D
ayooBrandon 12
you always tell her to the truth
FMijnLeven 11
Hahahahaa. Kids are soo modest. :D
HomeAl0ne 20
My 5 year old daughter has a list showing the order in which she wants people to die - younger sister first, then mommy, leaving her and me. But the joke's on her - I still won't watch that ******* Barbie DVD with her.
Cleao18317 11
Hey atleast she loves you..one way or another..haha
baseballlegitly0 2
i love my mom but shes a bitch to me and treats my sister like shes sent from heaven so i connect better with my dad
baseballlegitly0 2
i love my mom but shes a bitch to me and treats my sister like shes sent from heaven so i connect better with my dad
iwenttherebuddy 0
same thing >:( thats why I'm a daddy's girl :)
bfflrhea 0
ehh its probally just a fase
bfflrhea 0
*phase