Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
Kids say stuff like that all the time. it doesn't mean you're not a better parent. :)
BeatlesObsessed 12
Daddy's little girl. :)
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Comments (96)
SteveOsWifey 5
well isnt she lovely!? q:
heavenleigh85 5
wait until daddy tells her no, or does something she doesn't like , she will like u better... kids. they don't know better lol
heyimzim 4
hey atleast its not like my little sister. she tells my mom "your my best mom!" o_O
NaranjaLime 1
Apparently this kid is pretty young so you shouldn't take this personally!
sydie5 12
Daddy's little girl, I know how she feels ;)
cheezbrgrsrcool 1
that's wat it means to be daddy's little girl
VicxD 0
that sucks maybe you should except the truth lol xD
Aria_FiR 0
don't feel bad...I bet you're still a good parent(:
ThatLovelyGeek 0
Did you try money?The little stinkers love money.
littledrummerboy_fml 0
maybe daddy gives her a good feeling