FML : Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my...

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Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By therundown / Wednesday 20 July 2011 13:38 / United States

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By RetardedChipmunk | 7

#2939154 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:53

That's a weird fetish...

By hellokat1 | 0

#2939170 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:54

Did she eat it afterwards?

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By Chris5146 | 3

#2939145 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:52

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

chris274 | 8

#2939166 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:54

Gratz, want a cookie?

PopRocks14 | 0

#2939176 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:55

nah, he wants a medal.

grapisy | 8

#2939181 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:55

Or fried chicken?

grapisy | 8

#2939186 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:55

Or fried chicken?

Possum_Gurl | 13

#2939218 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:57

12- lmao!!!!!!

aussie_gemini | 5

#2939236 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:58

first is the worst, second is the best, 3rd is the one with the hairy chest!

ienjoithinqs | 0

#2939252 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:59

I thought I was second until I actually posted my comment and realized everybody before was just a split secound faster

Petunia888 | 13

#2939730 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:50

I'm not gonna lie; I mostly liked this comment because you're vegan and you're from Canada. =)

Mistery510 | 6

#2940862 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:53

my mom used to pick my sun burnt shoulders and back

By RetardedChipmunk | 7

#2939154 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:53

That's a weird fetish...

FreakoHolm | 6

#2939245 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:58

That burns

kellanlvr | 1

#2939294 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:01

some people like when you pull off the skin though, my friends ask me to do it for them all the time

whiteboy7thst | 2

#2939380 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:09

what kind of freinds do you have?

xBangOut | 4

#2939405 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:11

well it's ok if you let your friends do it, but random stranger at gas station? creepy..

daisyloo | 7

#2939439 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:14

That is really, really weird! Ewww, I can't even imagine that happening to me. FYL!!!:(

wintamint101 | 7

#2939531 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:22

that is disgusting

ByteCarter97 | 0

#2939680 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:45

I place mirrors around my private areas just for this reason. Plus there's the upside of chamomile lotion!

Jakaroo | 0

#2939763 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:54

ya didn't have to make her cry...shame.

kaylaaa1312 | 3

#2939766 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:54

thumbs up if you'd freak out on her too haha

shutup_matt | 5

#2939769 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:54

lmao that's lovely...

ArentICute | 0

#2939838 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:02

I modded this ^^

trevishere | 7

#2939845 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:02

Maybe she was getting it for the bird that likes to eat dea skin?

cameycamcam | 7

#2939868 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:06

She probably just has mental issues... but OP was unlucky

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2939872 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:06

That's fucking weird bro.

jloldude | 0

#2939905 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:09

amen!!!

MrSassypants | 31

#2939921 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:11

85 please don't ask for thumbs up. I see that on YouTube and I do not want people to do this on here too.

johnson94 | 5

#2939986 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:19

36 - are you friends with reptiles?

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2940014 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:24

-85 You act as if you'll get to the top of the comments. Do you have attention issues?

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#2940019 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:25

Gold member?

kellanlvr | 1

#2940434 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:33

108 everyones skin peels when you get sunburn.

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2940534 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:49

-139 He was referring to your friends peeling it off.

NavySEAL13 | 0

#2940842 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:47

you know time it is. it's time to ( fucked up comment here ) .

scrapmetal58 | 9

#2940986 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:22

You've gotta try it with BBQ sauce! It's delightful. It's already cooked! Myum myum!

lbumbblebee | 5

#2942781 - Thursday 21 July 2011 4:38

On the brightside... your sunburn got peeled off ? lol

dolphincheddar | 10

#2942934 - Thursday 21 July 2011 5:20

99. not all people with mental issues are stupid or insane.. bill gates has mental issues. don't stereotype you fat fuck

FarSide | 22

#2943021 - Thursday 21 July 2011 5:42

At some point, the dead skin attaches to healthy tissue; at that point, she could have pulled off live skin. She would have been crying alright... because my foot would have been firmly lodged up her ass.

lmfaoooooooooo | 4

#2943393 - Thursday 21 July 2011 6:52

it was gold member in disguise trying and add to his collection of skin

kaykay9080 | 5

#2943514 - Thursday 21 July 2011 7:43

em0~

squishy01 | 0

#2946489 - Thursday 21 July 2011 20:00

Thank you 209. I was diagnosed with a form of dementia, and almost no one can tell. I just have some "special" moments. Yes, when you have mental issues, you can lead a normal life.

justintttttt | 1

#2946982 - Thursday 21 July 2011 22:08

false

SeedlessMe | 13

#2947874 - Friday 22 July 2011 2:41

DolphinCheddar, that was a bit harsh, no? He wasn't saying anything bad about her, just that she may have some issues..
You're the one that's being rude! ....Dang

jennywho | 3

#2960869 - Saturday 23 July 2011 23:09

Heyy! I know #36!!!

fatguy805 | 0

#2973935 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:36

210- I agree haha

ccthompson | 0

#3171005 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 6:20

Weird!

By futboljem | 1

#2939157 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:53

second

chris274 | 8

#2939192 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:55

Not even fag, 2nd isn't even an achievement.

grapisy | 8

#2939222 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:58

3>2. just saying.

WoAhAnNa123 | 0

#2939226 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:58

and you're third..

Seabeast1000 | 4

#2939348 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:05

well to be fair both comments second and third were posted at the same time.

By grapisy | 8

#2939159 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:53

Was the woman skinny?

RetardedChipmunk | 7

#2939297 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:01

Because if she was that would make it totally normal.

SugarCrazy | 14

#2939300 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:01

What does her weight have to do with being a freak??

grapisy | 8

#2939322 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:03

Clearly you do not understand the pun. FML is about skin...

TheCountess | 4

#2939363 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:06

I see what you did there.

goshpeople | 4

#2939465 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:18

Or she was saving it to eat later. If she was indeed skinny.

2ndSucks | 15

#2939563 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:28

You so punny. :)

futtbuck101 | 1

#2939791 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:56

Terrible pun.

theaws0m3guy | 4

#2940258 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:06

I thought it was kinda funny!

baby_dee97 | 8

#2941996 - Thursday 21 July 2011 1:06

88- love your pic!! lol lemme smang it girl smash it and bang it lol

MikalaHart | 4

#2944131 - Thursday 21 July 2011 10:19

Haha!! first I thought you were an idiot... then I got it! it took me a while though...

Havin | 19

#2952088 - Friday 22 July 2011 17:02

I don't get it

Cryingraven | 1

#2966839 - Sunday 24 July 2011 21:54

Who's the idiot nowwwwwwwww!? (Please don't take offense ^^)

d3ath1snatural | 0

#3753372 - Monday 19 December 2011 5:35

tbh. I think she was Bipolar

xxBFMVAAMIWxx | 18

#5810042 - Monday 30 December 2014 13:12

It was Goldmember

pickmikk | 12

#6628952 - Wednesday 15 June 2016 23:30

I wish I could like this 100 times. Fuckin funny pun

By DudeBTM | 8

#2939161 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Chris5146 | 3

#2939197 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:56

Do you have chocolate chip?

RetardedChipmunk | 7

#2940244 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:04

No do you?

iLoveUnionJ | 8

#5647773 - Wednesday 28 August 2013 18:14

SHE WAS PEELING SKIN OFF OPS BACK!! WHAT WAS OP SUPPOSED TO DO? "Oh yes random lady, I'd be more than happy to stand gere while you peel me away."
Its just not normal.

By aliadnan708 | 6

#2939163 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:54

should've ran after her n hit her back

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2939748 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:52

haha, if it was bad enough for a stranger to wanna peel it off, then you prolly should of let her finish...

wikkedphuka | 0

#2944983 - Thursday 21 July 2011 15:43

austin powers ya fashhaaa

By ienjoithinqs | 0

#2939168 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:54

you should make a scarecrow out of your sunburnt skin

mackop | 0

#2940629 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:12

eww..

hiyourcute | 0

#2942162 - Thursday 21 July 2011 1:49

That is silence of the lambs creepy.

hiyourcute | 0

#2942165 - Thursday 21 July 2011 1:49

That is silence of the lambs creepy.

By hellokat1 | 0

#2939170 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:54

Did she eat it afterwards?

vistamar | 3

#2939561 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:28

Austin Powers references ftw!

TripleD76 | 1

#2939690 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:46

mmm yesh. that's a nice one. it's going in the box!

ByteCarter97 | 0

#2939700 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:47

GoldMember just tasted it to make sure it was nice and salty, he didn't eat it. At least not on-screen.

lmfaoooooooooo | 4

#2943410 - Thursday 21 July 2011 6:54

Austin Powers: England's answer to Chuck Norris

bennie226 | 0

#3135958 - Friday 19 August 2011 0:08

Ewwww

ryrock310 | 10

#5116750 - Monday 5 November 2012 6:32

76. Oh he ate it alright....

GreekYogurt | 26

#6400902 - Thursday 3 September 2015 12:06

That's so fucking gross!

By VeganVampyre | 26

#2939177 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:55

Ew... Who does that? My dad asked me to peel the dead skin off his sunburn once, and that was gross enough. I certainly wouldn't be doing it to some random stranger! Sorry you had to deal with such a creep, OP. FYL

sheethapins | 13

#2942068 - Thursday 21 July 2011 1:29

Are you kidding? That's as much fun as popping pimples and waxing hairy men! Gives a strange pleasure only sickos like me would understand...

Ace021 | 0

#2944709 - Thursday 21 July 2011 13:56

Well. Honrstly I was boref and decided to read something, but when I read ur bio, it sounds that ur a really great person, amd nice. Hope we can talk sometime