Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
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Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
Kids say stuff like that all the time. it doesn't mean you're not a better parent. :)
BeatlesObsessed 12
Daddy's little girl. :)
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Comments (96)
KatrinaKitten 16
Tell her, "Oh, honey, I feel the same way! We have so much in common.."
jonnyroscoe 3
...that's ok, you're not my kid anyway...
bettyc4 26
OH DADDY!!!!!!
band_geek 18
I say kids are like little drunkards - always going around being more truthful than they should be. But kids are kids. Let them be. They change their minds on who their fave parents are and such all the time. :)
perdix 31
This would be really funny if your daughter were 34.
DocBastard 40
That's because Daddy buys her booze and cigarettes.
Coolguyt2 0
that's mean
Jessaye28 0
it's because , the mom's annoy you a LOT ! , & the dads , are funny & they work more , so you don't have to deal with em' as much as a mom.
KatrinaKitten 16
That's amazing logic right there!!! I agree with this..
redbluegreen 41
It's quite true.
PDeffinP 0
I agree. My mom was the one who yelled all the time...my dad and I just hung out and had fun. Kids will be kids.
SexyQueen0905 24
Kids say the darndest things! No but really don't take her seriously.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Forever alone.