Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, after taking a guy home and getting frisky, he woke up in the middle of the night, got out of bed, and peed on my desk. That's 2 years of uni work and my laptop soaked through. FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML
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iheartjustinsane 0
YDI for sleeping with some guy you just met.
youdontdeserveit_fml 0
shamwow?
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Comments (56)
sabrinaacrow 26
At least he wasn't having a shit on your roommates carpet
RDragonzx 23
Guess you should of made sure he was house broken.
MaddieSmiles6 6
You shouldn't sleep with people you just met. Sorry YDI.
Stryker_13 19
Really hoping you decide to leave this as a one night stand cause if he would do that...what other stupid things would he do?
Cherubapples 4
if i could YDI a thousand times
SiraSiemens 21
pfff all those people calling you out for having slept with someone you just met are probably just envious because they never scored like that. i feel you op the guys a ******* gross idiot