By Ignitingmylightsaber - 18/10/2009 11:29 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML
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skyeyez9 24

its funny what couples do once they are comfortable with each other.

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nel15 0
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LOL. She's a keeper!

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nel15 0
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LOL. She's a keeper!

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White667 0
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"I don't see why people like it so much." Lightsabers or Penis's?

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DisappearingRose 18

She's gonna be a lesbian.

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mahounonina 0

let me guess, glow in the dark condom.

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KRYPTON1T3 5
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Sith or Jedi?

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meowmeowwkitty 0

only thing that WOULD make sense here.

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meowmeowwkitty 0

ONLY thing that WOULD make sense here

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skyeyez9 24

its funny what couples do once they are comfortable with each other.

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Sure_Thing 0
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I really do NOT see a problem here. Of course nobody likes touching your meat. Besides, anyone who can't appreciate star wars noises deserves no intimacy at all. Christ people...

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kianabanannna 21
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I'm sure he's referring to the fact that he gave her what she wanted but got nothing in return. which isn't nessasarily that fair :)

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Superawesomestev 0
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She must be a vegetarian.

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Bredynamite 0
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i agree with nel15! She is a keeper!

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Makaloraii 0
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I think it was meant, "I don't see why people like [making star wars noises] so much." YDI for posting an FML and making it stupid.

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Shyman4ever 0
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YDI for complaining about having such an awesome girlfriend.

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I_GET_ASS 0

first!

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beepelati 5
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man, you fail at life.

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yhw718 0
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Drew you are correct, but please calm down.. its not that serious. OP yur girlfriend is SICK!! just explain to her when it is appropriate to play around and when you need to be serious in bed

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

You're serious in bed? What is it, a business transaction?

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crethan33 6
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#11 i wonder how your wife/gf or whatever you have enjoys screwing you

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