FML : Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return...

Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ignitingmylightsaber - / Sunday 18 October 2009 11:29 / Australia

Intimacy

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By skyeyez9 | 24

#625678 - Sunday 18 October 2009 17:11

its funny what couples do once they are comfortable with each other.

By nel15 | 0

#625656 - Sunday 18 October 2009 16:47

LOL. She's a keeper!

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By nel15 | 0

#625656 - Sunday 18 October 2009 16:47

LOL. She's a keeper!

White667 | 0

#625782 - Sunday 18 October 2009 19:13

"I don't see why people like it so much."
Lightsabers or Penis's?

WorldCupCheer | 0

#1006614 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 7:55

lol at ops name :D

DisappearingRose | 18

#2751406 - Friday 24 June 2011 20:33

She's gonna be a lesbian.

By mahounonina | 0

#625664 - Sunday 18 October 2009 16:57

let me guess, glow in the dark condom.

KRYPTON1T3 | 5

#1906868 - Thursday 30 December 2011 8:25

Sith or Jedi?

meowmeowwkitty | 0

#2071667 - Friday 11 February 2011 18:39

only thing that WOULD make sense here.

meowmeowwkitty | 0

#2071670 - Friday 11 February 2011 18:42

ONLY thing that WOULD make sense here

By skyeyez9 | 24

#625678 - Sunday 18 October 2009 17:11

its funny what couples do once they are comfortable with each other.

By Sure_Thing | 0

#625682 - Sunday 18 October 2009 17:14

I really do NOT see a problem here. Of course nobody likes touching your meat. Besides, anyone who can't appreciate star wars noises deserves no intimacy at all. Christ people...

myknewverr | 0

#1872703 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 9:41

agree.

kianabanannna | 21

#6405878 - Wednesday 9 September 2015 15:48

I'm sure he's referring to the fact that he gave her what she wanted but got nothing in return. which isn't nessasarily that fair :)

By Superawesomestev | 0

#625691 - Sunday 18 October 2009 17:24

She must be a vegetarian.

By Bredynamite | 0

#625694 - Sunday 18 October 2009 17:26

i agree with nel15! She is a keeper!

By Makaloraii | 0

#625710 - Sunday 18 October 2009 17:44

I think it was meant, "I don't see why people like [making star wars noises] so much."

YDI for posting an FML and making it stupid.

By Shyman4ever | 0

#625722 - Sunday 18 October 2009 17:52

YDI for complaining about having such an awesome girlfriend.

By I_GET_ASS | 0

#625738 - Sunday 18 October 2009 18:00

first!

beepelati | 5

#1705395 - Monday 15 November 2010 16:14

man, you fail at life.

By yhw718 | 0

#625775 - Sunday 18 October 2009 18:59

Drew you are correct, but please calm down.. its not that serious.

OP yur girlfriend is SICK!! just explain to her when it is appropriate to play around and when you need to be serious in bed