By Ignitingmylightsaber - Australia
  Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML
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By  Sure_Thing  |  0

I really do NOT see a problem here. Of course nobody likes touching your meat. Besides, anyone who can't appreciate star wars noises deserves no intimacy at all. Christ people...

By  yhw718  |  0

Drew you are correct, but please calm down.. its not that serious.

OP yur girlfriend is SICK!! just explain to her when it is appropriate to play around and when you need to be serious in bed