SiraSiemens

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About Sirasiemens
I'm a lazy stoner nerd who likes video games and rubiks cubes. My most favorite game franchises are: - Final Fantasy - Kingdom Hearts - Metal Gear - Mario Kart - Super Smash Bros And honorable mention goes to F-Zero GX imo the best gamecube game ever made. My rubiks/puzzels collection is rather big (pic has nowehere near all of them on it) and for some i don't even know the names. Erm what else... don't start discussions about any of the aforementioned games, cubes or ASOIAF / GOT with me unless you are prepared to completly nerd out xD
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avenue24 tells us more.

Hey everyone, thanks for publishing this, & for the support! His family is really nice & we're getting along well. When my boyfriend originally told me, I was embarrassed, but now I think it'll be a funny story to tell when I get home. He taught me how to say it correctly, so it should be smooth sailing from here!

EevieBear tells us more.

Hey guys! Op here. I'm pleasantly surprised this got published! I guess I should have explained the whole situation a lot better. It was not my idea to snoop, as I was making them dinner, and I heard doors opening and closing. I went to investigate, praying it wasn't a break in. Instead, I found the kids looking through the closets. I asked them to stop, sit down, and watch tv while I continued cooking. I watched them go back to the main room by the kitchen where I was, but I guess they snuck back out. When I checked on them again, they were looking at, you guessed it, sex toys.