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  Roevera  |  14

I know this is irrelevant to the site. but I'm trying to spread the word. Watch the Video "KONY 2012" it's long but very important. Share it everywhere!!! Please!


Even worse my mother forgets mine. And she fucking pushed me out of her vagina. No small feat either at 11 pounds and 24 inches. And despite living with my parents I haven't spoken to either for a few weeks.

I sympathize with you OP. FYL ;(


Possibly. I however wonder why she has chosen a career that has her flying around the country 5 days a week. I guess she can't bear to look at me. Damn me for being a such a fat baby.

Doesn't excuse my father though.

By  DrMime  |  10

Ya, he's probably just screwing with you. 'Present' him with your birth certificate, blow out any flame if a doubt in his mind and unwrap any issues that persist. I guess he should wear the dunce cap, witch will just make it look like he remembered your party.