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Happy birthday!
I know this is irrelevant to the site. but I'm trying to spread the word. Watch the Video "KONY 2012" it's long but very important. Share it everywhere!!! Please!
Father of the year contestant right there..
People like this ruin my day:/ (the dad I mean)
OP should friend their father on Facebook. It reminds you about this sort of thing
He isn't even worth it then
Ouch. Buy him a calendar for his birthday with yours marked off.
You'd think he'd remember since it was such a big day in his life.. I guess not though..
Even worse my mother forgets mine. And she ******* pushed me out of her ******. No small feat either at 11 pounds and 24 inches. And despite living with my parents I haven't spoken to either for a few weeks. I sympathize with you OP. FYL ;(
Perhaps your mother's mind is saving her from the traumatic experience of an eleven pound baby exploding out of her uterus.
Possibly. I however wonder why she has chosen a career that has her flying around the country 5 days a week. I guess she can't bear to look at me. Damn me for being a such a fat baby. Doesn't excuse my father though.
Um he had sexual intercourse on the day she was born? That would be quite pre-mature birth.
He means that OP should tell her dad when she lost her virginity
Why are some people so stupid?
Maybe he should get on Facebook like everyone else and get reminded on whose bday it is even if it's someone u don't care about.
Ya, he's probably just screwing with you. 'Present' him with your birth certificate, blow out any flame if a doubt in his mind and unwrap any issues that persist. I guess he should wear the dunce cap, witch will just make it look like he remembered your party.
Where do you get these ideas?? They're awesome!
#11 Sorry, but which*
39- ya I noticed after the edit timer ran out, lol
It's also pun about how the dunce cap can make you look like a witch.
Wow - there are numerous ways for him not to forget your birthday. I'm sorry OP - your dad should be ashamed of himself!
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Happy birthday :)
Some dad....