Happy birthday!

I know this is irrelevant to the site. but I'm trying to spread the word. Watch the Video "KONY 2012" it's long but very important. Share it everywhere!!! Please!

I'm sorry about your dad. Happy Birthday from a random FMLer! :)

1 my dad never remembers my birthday he only remembers the year.

Father of the year contestant right there..

I share my birthday with my dad. So, I ask him if it's our birthday yet. :D

I wonder if the dad is just a troll dad.

People like this ruin my day:/ (the dad I mean)

I clicked on the comments just to agree with someone who commented happy birthday.... Ik someone would have alreay.(:

OP should friend their father on Facebook. It reminds you about this sort of thing

Even worse my mother forgets mine. And she fucking pushed me out of her vagina. No small feat either at 11 pounds and 24 inches. And despite living with my parents I haven't spoken to either for a few weeks. I sympathize with you OP. FYL ;(

Perhaps your mother's mind is saving her from the traumatic experience of an eleven pound baby exploding out of her uterus.

Possibly. I however wonder why she has chosen a career that has her flying around the country 5 days a week. I guess she can't bear to look at me. Damn me for being a such a fat baby. Doesn't excuse my father though.

Um he had sexual intercourse on the day she was born? That would be quite pre-mature birth.

He means that OP should tell her dad when she lost her virginity

Why are some people so stupid?

Where do you get these ideas?? They're awesome!

#11 Sorry, but which*

39- ya I noticed after the edit timer ran out, lol

It's also pun about how the dunce cap can make you look like a witch.