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Falconsam1414's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dypshyyt / Tuesday 22 July 2014 23:20 / United States

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 22 July 2014 17:39 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Death By Parent - / Saturday 19 July 2014 22:38 / United States

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it