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By donezo - 26/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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i'm not paid enough for this shit (and piss)

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an "accident" in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year-olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 17:37 - Australia - Engadine

Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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Get me out of here

By fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

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By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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Job satisfaction

By Mark - 06/01/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML

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bobtea 1

Friday 26 June 2009 12:35

Could have been worse. At least it wasn't in the ball pit, and you didn't have to dig around for it. But FYL, haha.

Darth_Taco 14

Friday 26 June 2009 13:03

I've heard of a lot of these cases. I'm starting to consider super-gluing my kids' diapers on when I have them. I am so sorry.

Comments

Chidge 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:23

First!

Strawe 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:29

diaf.

easylazy 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:29

You should've spanked his ass!!!!!

yayclaire 1

Friday 26 June 2009 16:30

Wow. It's really stupid saying FIRST when you are first because everybody else buries your comment and you don't even get to see the one time you were first.

Antonio718 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 0:07

Congratulations for being first and stating it you get to be a dumbass! Anyways FYL indeed

skullbashd 3

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:22

if you had to find the poop how did you lnownit was there?

cloudyface 23

Thursday 4 February 2016 6:20

Poop smells.... That or some parent may have informed them it was there (their kid found it or what have you).

AmberHall 2

Friday 26 June 2009 12:25

That's pathetic saying first OP- FML definitely, since you can't refuse without loosing your job

shaubygal 11

Friday 29 July 2011 9:15

that my friend sounds like * puts on sunglasses* a shitty situation BAZZOWW

whitneyyy 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:26

yeah fyl! sorry dude, baby shit isn't cute/

NoMercy_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:03

Brings whole new meaning to the word poop-chute

MR_OHCRAP 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:43

Baby shit+skidmarks=NASTY!

iampjman 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:31

lol ydi for not getting a better job!!!

meta_knight_486 5

Friday 26 June 2009 12:32

When I was younger, a little girl took a dump in the local Burger King's playscape. I guess stuff like this happens... It wasn't in the slide, though; that had to be terrible.