OP's boyfriend revealed that his secret fetish is getting surprise fisted by his gf.

So you're telling me not everyone has that fetish?!?!

soo, if someone finds you knocked out atleast we know who to go to

She received a surprise fisting and is now unable to walk in a straight line...?

Surprise buttsecks..

Poor 41..... So innocent, your mind is! But you're on the internet now... The corruption will soon find it's way to you.

#41, that was the cutest thing ever.

They don't live together.

separate beds? OP should buy him a blow up doll and let's see how it ends up!

right, I say all sorts of random things in my sleep.

One time when I was in the early stages of puberty I was sleep talking at my grandma's house and told her in close to complete detail about a porn I watched. I couldn't look her in the eyes for months.

My boyfriend once shouted "I'll fucking kill you!" in his sleep. He has yet to fucking kill me. I'm sure OP will be equally as fortunate.

"Surprise fishing!"