FML : Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering...

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cockfist - / Tuesday 4 March 2014 22:41 / United Kingdom - Glasgow

Intimacy

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By wolfgold2 | 20

#5875725 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:19

So, what happened next? ;)

By Cwizer | 17

#5875727 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:20

I think he might just be happy and thinking of ways to please you.

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By wolfgold2 | 20

#5875725 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:19

So, what happened next? ;)

vipirius | 18

#5875756 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:26

OP's boyfriend revealed that his secret fetish is getting surprise fisted by his gf.

wolfgold2 | 20

#5875759 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:29

So you're telling me not everyone has that fetish?!?!

thatssomia | 12

#5875920 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 4:45

soo, if someone finds you knocked out atleast we know who to go to

zandalee | 19

#5875969 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 5:38

She received a surprise fisting and is now unable to walk in a straight line...?

thefastnfuryass | 14

#5876100 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 7:33

Surprise buttsecks..

asnakelovinbabe | 16

#5876378 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 16:53

Poor 41..... So innocent, your mind is!

But you're on the internet now... The corruption will soon find it's way to you.

sonictardis | 8

#5876570 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 19:44

#41, that was the cutest thing ever.

By ThatGuyWhoTalks | 10

#5875726 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:20

Get separate beds

hippyhopgirl | 9

#5875757 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:27

They don't live together.

chabelo | 10

#5875802 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 2:23

separate beds? OP should buy him a blow up doll and let's see how it ends up!

By Cwizer | 17

#5875727 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:20

I think he might just be happy and thinking of ways to please you.

By slmchicd12 | 23

#5875728 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:20

Don't worry, it was just a dream.

leachnoah1 | 6

#5875813 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 2:30

right, I say all sorts of random things in my sleep.

little_one1 | 14

#5876003 - Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:22

One time when I was in the early stages of puberty I was sleep talking at my grandma's house and told her in close to complete detail about a porn I watched. I couldn't look her in the eyes for months.