Love: Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me...

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 04:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML

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By brando2k5 - 06/12/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 15:00 - South Africa

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML

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By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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Thursday 7 January 2010 9:10

If you play your cards right, instead of a birth you could have two funerals.

gingersnapper 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:25

YDI for marrying your sister!

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trtca_sucks 0

Friday 8 January 2010 2:18

that sucks. kill him (:

jackofalltrades9 0

Friday 8 January 2010 2:48

Fake: (Facebook Wall): Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML I know I'm a terrible person for lying... but come on. I came up with it when I was reading Shakespeare.

makemehappy_fml 0

Friday 8 January 2010 2:54

I'm so sorry for that. And don't worry-- I believe you. That's truly awful and I hope you feel better soon.

klake_fml 0

Friday 8 January 2010 4:14

when i first read this i thought you married your sister. so i guess it could be worse ... ? seriously sorry though dude. that's harsh.

lovely_lady_712 0

Friday 8 January 2010 4:26

oooh, ouch..fyl OP.. divorce ur wife..

MF12 0

Friday 8 January 2010 4:45

I love your wording

lilmagicgundam 0

Friday 8 January 2010 5:11

Wow...that must be the worst feeling in the world. Your life sucks elephant balls man...You should divorece the wife, beat your brother to a pulp, the sleep with one of her close relatives to get even...