Love: Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me...

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By Xandar - 09/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

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By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML

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By not the mama - 24/10/2020 02:01 - United States - Hesperia

Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 00:30

Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 04:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML

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By brando2k5 - 06/12/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

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You deserved it 5 770

By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 15:00 - South Africa

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML

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By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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Thursday 7 January 2010 9:10

If you play your cards right, instead of a birth you could have two funerals.

gingersnapper 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:25

YDI for marrying your sister!

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acidburnz1107 10

Friday 2 December 2011 13:34

Ur an uncle dad now

andrewsgirl2010 7

Saturday 24 December 2011 11:29

Thays brotherly love!

andrewsgirl2010 7

Saturday 24 December 2011 11:31

Thats*

fuzzybear14 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:06

uhh... dont you mean dad?

Honda288 2

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:43

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RenoTheRhino 30

Tuesday 30 July 2013 4:50

That really sucks OP.

aligater10 7

Thursday 29 August 2013 4:00

wow, i am so sorry. Guess its time to files papers:,(

chuksnwali 34

Friday 9 May 2014 4:34

Uncle Dad. Classic.

cluch3 22

Friday 20 June 2014 6:59

Lock her in a room alone when she goes into labor

hopingforluck 10

Saturday 9 August 2014 16:30

ugh that sucks

ajs1987 15

Thursday 13 November 2014 18:58

Ouch, OP, that's one of the worst FML's I've ever seen. I hope everything turned out the best it could. Good luck to you.

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