Love: Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 00:30

Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 04:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML

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By brando2k5 - 06/12/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 15:00 - South Africa

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML

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By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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PeopleRSoDumb 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:10

If you play your cards right, instead of a birth you could have two funerals.

gingersnapper 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:25

YDI for marrying your sister!

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sl_1996 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:13

family reunions are gunna be hella awkward

uncletr 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 6:50

congrats!

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 18 January 2010 8:50

that's a hot mess. this is the first time i'm gonna recommend fratricide. |the kid|

blondiegurl710 1

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:15

so wait... r u her brother or brother in law? either way, it's gross. ur life suck dramatically!!!!

paramorefan125 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 8:51

dude soooooooooo fukkd! kick Ur bro's ass!!!

topnotchbiz 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 19:05

well written OP.... on that note that sux dump the slore and introduce your bro to your fist

sjdjxjwn 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 4:46

#73 is a dik u would ruin there lives

WTFWASTHATSHIT 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 8:59

you should make sure she "slips" down a flight of stairs. your brother sperm givith gravity taketh away.

sarcdude 3

Wednesday 27 January 2010 18:49

Wow. you definitely have my sympathy OP. A similar situation involving my older brothers, where one moved in on the other brother's ex-wife after a divorce can't even begin to compare to this wretchedness.

eveningG 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 21:12

i dont get how familys could be so brutal to eachother. and shes obviously got some issues of her own.

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