makemehappy_fml

Oh yeah?

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML