His train of thought was probably... 'if she is well enough to text me then she isn't injured enough to disturb my taco bell'

Rule # 1 never mess with a mans meal. Especially if it involves bacon.

In his defense, it was freaking Taco Bell. If it were like McDonald's or something, I'd understand. But Taco Bell! This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine's boyfriend was in a car accident and she bought Jujyfruits before going to the hospital. It's not like it affected your condition.

more like 'Taco Hell.' amirite? amirite?

no.

26- not only no, but hell no

Quiero TACO BELL!!

omg YOU UNDERSTAND!

Surprise BUTTSECKS?!

38 and 52 I don't think you've eaten at Taco Bell before

So much yes.

So she can extend her stay at the hospital?

Jack in the box is 2 for a dollar soo I'd go there.

28- If she can text and remember what he said to put it on FML, she can handle Taco Bell.

41- it's disgusting at JITB. I've worked there, never touching the tacos again.

Jack in the Box has tacos?

Hes a stress eater

Does switching to GEICO can really save you 15% or more in your car insurance.... lol sorry I love that commercial. I thought it would be appropriate.

Horrible grammar...

rule #1 : don't disturb a men while eating his taco.

His 'taco' is in the hospital....

or he can spend his night at Taco Bell.

Why, he was just being honest! He probably thought she was joking at first.

Why? She texted instead of calling, she was only rear-ended so not critical, and he told her where he was. He was probably a little anxious and responded in an anxious way. Big deal. She was where she needed to be after a car accident. If the FML said he didn't come for hours I would understand.

Lol my friend's dad went to Taco Bell while her mom was in labor

You're not always allowed to make phonecalls from everywhere in the hospital, so then texting is a good and silent alternative :)

Well maybe he could be in a meeting or something, she got rear ended, so it probably just to examine her neck. Not necessarily urgent. So texting was a good choice, if he got the spare time (sounds like he had) he could've called back

Serioussss stuff hah

34- you can insult me, my mother, or Jesus Christ himself, but don't you dare question the quality of Taco Bell!

34- havent you seen all the media about how Taco Bell uses real meat now?

47 really?? Damn love me taco bell.

My comment was screwed up, oh well. I thought 47 said they still didn't use meat. Whatever ._.

34, as a former employee of taco bell, I say go **** yourself please and go spread more of your fake bullshittery somewhere else.

Exactly. OP's life doesn't suck, her husband's is just better.

Deal #1 2$meal baja blast

it gives me the *****...

No he doesnt

"Aghh it's dark in here, and I can't see", "will you marry me", "Out to lunch, please see next packet". =p

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