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This was my question. I mean, sure, he's an asshole for his response - but, I am curious if she sent it or not. Lol.

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Doesn't make him an asshole, though true he probably is... Sometimes freaking out over a situation only makes it worse for the person involved. She obviously was fine enough to text, so no need for him to start flipping out and freak the shit out of her. A. Did she send the pic? B. Did he meet her there to assist with said breast injury?

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119- I agree. I can use all the fucking language I want to on the Internet and I still don't give a shit! No bleeping or censoring for me;)

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I Don't smoke smokings bad. Instead I snort 5 ground up unicorn horns, 3 teaspoons of pixie dust and a coin from a leprechauns pot o' gold. Very easy ingredients that take you to a world better than Narnia and Oz combined!

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5 unicorn horns? I find that more than 4 give me a severe hangover. Know any remedies for this?

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Have you seen the price of horns lately? Makes the price of magical reindeer flying juice seem cheep!

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#97. I realize horns are expensive but it's easy just go take a sled dog in Canada up to the north pole and talk to an elf named frankey. Say Jessie sent you #68 smear unicorn pee on your head and vag/dick. That should help. Be sure the pee doesn't contain HIV

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i could use it as a sentence for you to refresh your memory? :] "40, stop acting like a douche because you know what he means."

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Boydeee- it's called a simple typo. I'm as big a Grammar Nazi as anyone else here, but you have to let typos go. Instead of worrying about typos, why not try submitting another FML of your own? I'm sure your first 44 rejected submissions were very close to being published.

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The one where he rocked his daughter to sleep after two hours and stubbed his toe on the way out of the room. His daughter's first word was "fuck."

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