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Ahhhhh. I remember getting cut with scissors. My friend and I were messing around and before u know it I was on my way to the hospital freaking out because my finger was gushing out blood................ Awesome memories

  Yodaevil  |  4

Doesn't make him an asshole, though true he probably is... Sometimes freaking out over a situation only makes it worse for the person involved. She obviously was fine enough to text, so no need for him to start flipping out and freak the shit out of her.

A. Did she send the pic?
B. Did he meet her there to assist with said breast injury?

  dav3800  |  7

I'm pretty sure nobody took picyures of the dog biting her...

If the dog didn't, OP could fake it and bite her own tits. Although that'd be... creepy.

By  YtotsDI  |  0

Well he was just thirsty! Plus you shouldn't have taken his puppy's and shoved them In the Dungeon of your castle with you 17 stuffed unicorns as guards!! Sorry but imma have to say YDI

  YtotsDI  |  0

I Don't smoke smokings bad. Instead I snort 5 ground up unicorn horns, 3 teaspoons of pixie dust and a coin from a leprechauns pot o' gold. Very easy ingredients that take you to a world better than Narnia and Oz combined!

  YtotsDI  |  0

#97. I realize horns are expensive but it's easy just go take a sled dog in Canada up to the north pole and talk to an elf named frankey. Say Jessie sent you

#68 smear unicorn pee on your head and vag/dick. That should help. Be sure the pee doesn't contain HIV

  DocBastard  |  38

Boydeee- it's called a simple typo. I'm as big a Grammar Nazi as anyone else here, but you have to let typos go.

Instead of worrying about typos, why not try submitting another FML of your own? I'm sure your first 44 rejected submissions were very close to being published.