By laurenh211 - 17/11/2020 17:02 - United Kingdom

It was the painkillers, I swear

Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML
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By  kfchicken_fml  |  28

to be fair if it was a major surgery he might have been really high and not meant any of it. medical grade anesthesia is no joke. if he's never given you reason to worry before I don't see this warranting more than a serious talk.

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  John Nemeth  |  14

Shove it up his ass. Send him to the nurse with a note that says

“Here I made breakfast for the both of you. You’ll find it up my ex husbands ass”

By  kfchicken_fml  |  28

to be fair if it was a major surgery he might have been really high and not meant any of it. medical grade anesthesia is no joke. if he's never given you reason to worry before I don't see this warranting more than a serious talk.

By  Sara Niemantsverdriet  |  8

Could be anaesthetic recovery and painkillers though, so I wouldn't be going too crazy until you get more information.

Last time I had a general anaesthetic I kept begging for someone to bring me a banana smoothie afterwards.
Two problems with this: I'm lactose intolerant and I can't stand banana, to the point that even the smell makes me want to vomit.

I have no memory of this happening and wouldn't believe it if my sister hadn't taken a voice recording of it.