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Looks like he's gonna need more surgery after you shove that nice big breakfast up his ass.

to be fair if it was a major surgery he might have been really high and not meant any of it. medical grade anesthesia is no joke. if he's never given you reason to worry before I don't see this warranting more than a serious talk.

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Looks like he's gonna need more surgery after you shove that nice big breakfast up his ass.

Shove it up his ass. Send him to the nurse with a note that says “Here I made breakfast for the both of you. You’ll find it up my ex husbands ass”

to be fair if it was a major surgery he might have been really high and not meant any of it. medical grade anesthesia is no joke. if he's never given you reason to worry before I don't see this warranting more than a serious talk.

Sara Niemantsverdriet 10

Could be anaesthetic recovery and painkillers though, so I wouldn't be going too crazy until you get more information. Last time I had a general anaesthetic I kept begging for someone to bring me a banana smoothie afterwards. Two problems with this: I'm lactose intolerant and I can't stand banana, to the point that even the smell makes me want to vomit. I have no memory of this happening and wouldn't believe it if my sister hadn't taken a voice recording of it.

dump his as!!

threesome?

First off, she's unprofessional as hell, secondly, maybe he was still under the effects of anesthesia or meds when he asked?