Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, thanks to the unholy power of autocorrect, I told my mother-in-law that "crispy dick" is on the menu tonight. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML
Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML
Today, while messaging a possible new hire to set up an interview at my retail job, I meant to say, "Thank you for being flexible" - in regards to scheduling. Instead, it autocorrected to, "Thank you for being delicious." FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
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Eldslibo 20
Let's hope she has a great sense of humor. Try to joke it away, even though it will get awkward to meet her. I try to live after one simple rule: no matter how hard something is, it almost always make a good story in the end.
Ilmoran 20
"Whoops, I meant to send that to your daughter."
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Comments (9)
Eldslibo 20
Let's hope she has a great sense of humor. Try to joke it away, even though it will get awkward to meet her. I try to live after one simple rule: no matter how hard something is, it almost always make a good story in the end.
EvilLittleMan 23
Tickle Tickle Plunge
Ilmoran 20
"Whoops, I meant to send that to your daughter."
mfranks19891989 10
I’m pretty sure that’s reserved for her husband.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you're bringing the Tossed Salad!
jbuckets_404 39
FML Originally Posted: July 2016 (See timestamp of first 2 comments.)
Sinshine 28
Well... you said you're trying to be nice so it all checks out.
Gubbon 17
Seems like a fabricated story just to get the joke out. But nice one i guess.