Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
Today, I'm in the E.R. because I broke one of my toes when my cellphone slipped from my hands after taking a shower. Needless to say, my cellphone broke too. FML
Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML
Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I told my physiotherapist a funny story. She got so entertained that she started giggling and twisted my broken arm. The pain was worse than when it broke in the first place. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, after I was wrapping up a visit with my chiropractor, I nearly fell off his table onto my face when I missed a handhold trying to push myself upright. After getting up, I then bumped into a poster on the wall, nearly knocking it onto the floor. At least the chiropractor had a good sense of humor. FML
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Top comments
uchua 16
You might want to consider living in a nerf covered house.
Steffi3 40
Fortunately, dislocations are easier to fix than fractures. Still, I hope you're done visiting the ER for a while
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Comments (46)
Siefro 7
At that point maybe the Doctor should go back in the Tardis to prevent your fractured foot.
infinitemonkey 21
There are a lot of these FMLs with laughing doctors, but I think it's very unlikely that happened. They laugh at you behind your back.
ViviMage 40
You try what I did when I fractured my ankle. Get a plastic lawn chair or end table/footstool, and sit on that in the bathroom shower. It rinses clean. It also helps to have something to hold onto that is stable. You can get those hand rails on suction cups for your bathroom wall. And the handicapped bathroom is your friend, those rails on the side of the toilet really help!
townailz 16
Should've tried a different hospital lol
vikky538 29
Are you planning to move to assisted living for a while?
dirty_dan_ 15
I'd start wearing a helmet buddy
Pinto_2015 9
Two visits to the ER...what will happen next????
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Just. Don't. Move.
godzilllla 12
*Wraps house in bubble wrap*
I_Like_Dogs 28
Clumsiness is a bitch.