Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
Today, I'm in the E.R. because I broke one of my toes when my cellphone slipped from my hands after taking a shower. Needless to say, my cellphone broke too. FML
Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML
Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I told my physiotherapist a funny story. She got so entertained that she started giggling and twisted my broken arm. The pain was worse than when it broke in the first place. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, after I was wrapping up a visit with my chiropractor, I nearly fell off his table onto my face when I missed a handhold trying to push myself upright. After getting up, I then bumped into a poster on the wall, nearly knocking it onto the floor. At least the chiropractor had a good sense of humor. FML
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Top comments
uchua 16
You might want to consider living in a nerf covered house.
Steffi3 40
Fortunately, dislocations are easier to fix than fractures. Still, I hope you're done visiting the ER for a while
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Comments (46)
daddysgirl243 21
injured shoulder next?
TiggyBonkers 32
Maybe Sherlock and The Doctor could deduct what caused you to fall! I hope you feel better soon, OP :)
oceaneyes213 21
If I were in your shoes, I'd be laughing too, I'm very clumsy. Sorry, OP!
ww431 15
Do you like the doctor or something? There are much simpler ways to see someone that don't involve breaking yourself! :D
Calingaladha 21
Is your house flooring all made of banana peels or something?
LittleRich 10
Have you tried wrapping yourself up in bubble wrap? ? should be nicknamed Mr Bump! Haha..
andrewduncan 16
You need to get a lot of wrist and recovery OP
foxmatrix15 8
Drink that milk ... Get those bones stronger
TheGamingNirvana 18
Nice Sherlock/Doctor Who username.
CharmyJee 13
Real professional of the ER