Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
Today, I'm in the E.R. because I broke one of my toes when my cellphone slipped from my hands after taking a shower. Needless to say, my cellphone broke too. FML
Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML
Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I told my physiotherapist a funny story. She got so entertained that she started giggling and twisted my broken arm. The pain was worse than when it broke in the first place. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
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Top comments
uchua 16
You might want to consider living in a nerf covered house.
Steffi3 40
Fortunately, dislocations are easier to fix than fractures. Still, I hope you're done visiting the ER for a while
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Comments (46)
jettheawesome 7
Who else but Quagmire.
EsDeeCee 12
Well one of my friends broke both his wrists in a game of kickball
Rudster23 7
maybe you need more milk in your diet
worldclassrager 39
Injury prone much OP?
dreamgoat 3
When I was six, I fell on the rocks by my friend's house and broke my nose. (He lived on the shore, and we played on rocks that went into the water and they were wetter than normal and slippery). Within 24 hours, I had split my chin open at the swimming pool at summer camp. The ER doctors laughed, but also considered calling CPS on my parents because the injuries were consistent with abuse apparently. Nope. Just accident prone.
Carlitosfmc 18
Those are the kind of days were you just walk slowly to yor bed and stay there until it finishes
BloodyGlass 10
So, was the doctor still laughing when you broke his nose? I would've decked the asshole, you don't laugh at someone else's pain.
Deadpoolscomedywriter 6
the doctor had to much morphine