By Username - 11/08/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML
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Iamnotmyself 17

Considering your an army person, I would declare a battle for your house. Rules: One M16 2 clips 1 knife A grenade And a dog

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Minikriz 0

I see this better on his perspective. Today, after spending 5 of the best months of my life in this empty house I found, the dude came back. And he's in the army. Back to collecting cans.FML

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dreamering 16

Do whatever you can, but try not to use M16 at your house.

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Minikriz 0

If you had a computer, you should check the Internet history

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keshav97 0

LOL no knowing wuts he's been up to XD

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hiLife808 0

This story sounds so familiar. I think something like this happened in Oahu not too long ago where a man came home to find some random person wandering around in his home ...

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Eckristen 1

where were your neighbors? they couldnt keep an eye on your place for you? ya know... at least keep the bums away?

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Kimmiee99 0

Well it must suck coming home from deployment to a stranger in your house, sorry to hear about that

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catnip1997 0

lock the doors next time moron

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haiu2323 10

you're the moron...he probably did lock the doors...that's why op said broken in...reading comprehension fail!

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HappyPickles 11

That sucks ... y'know, I'm a pacifist (except where Microsoft is involved) but in this case I can see that a little regular army violence would probably make OP feel better... Hope insurance covers the damage/cleanup.

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