Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML
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Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I had just gotten home after being away for 8 months. My key didn’t work on my lock and while I was messing the door a man with a child opened. My landlord gave someone my apartment while I was away. FML
Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
probably the best 5 months of his life.
Iamnotmyself 17
Considering your an army person, I would declare a battle for your house. Rules: One M16 2 clips 1 knife A grenade And a dog
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Comments (192)
jacie00 4
call in seal team 6!
middlekid2 5
This bitch Is dumb
Minikriz 0
I see this better on his perspective. Today, after spending 5 of the best months of my life in this empty house I found, the dude came back. And he's in the army. Back to collecting cans.FML
dreamering 16
Do whatever you can, but try not to use M16 at your house.
Minikriz 0
If you had a computer, you should check the Internet history
keshav97 0
LOL no knowing wuts he's been up to XD
hiLife808 0
This story sounds so familiar. I think something like this happened in Oahu not too long ago where a man came home to find some random person wandering around in his home ...
Eckristen 1
where were your neighbors? they couldnt keep an eye on your place for you? ya know... at least keep the bums away?
Kimmiee99 0
Well it must suck coming home from deployment to a stranger in your house, sorry to hear about that
catnip1997 0
lock the doors next time moron
haiu2323 10
you're the moron...he probably did lock the doors...that's why op said broken in...reading comprehension fail!
HappyPickles 11
That sucks ... y'know, I'm a pacifist (except where Microsoft is involved) but in this case I can see that a little regular army violence would probably make OP feel better... Hope insurance covers the damage/cleanup.