Miscellaneous: Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left...

By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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By rainperson - 07/01/2016 10:18 - France - Paris

Today, and as always, I recycle my trash at work: paper in the yellow trashcan, the rest in the black one. This morning, I saw a cleaning lady empty the contents of the black trashcan into the yellow one, put the whole lot into a big plastic bag and then leave as if this was normal. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By Ali - 07/07/2012 20:23 - United States - Kailua Kona

Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:37 - Canada

Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

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By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By fml - 25/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen, I picked it up, intending on throwing it in the trash. When I looked up, there wasn't a trash can for another hundred feet. So I put it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML

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By kmjlevesque - 03/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 20:47 - Canada

Today, at 4:00 a.m., I woke up and realized that I had thrown an expensive gift certificate for a friend in the garbage. Since it was garbage day, I ran out in the rain in my pajamas and rifled through all three bags of garbage. Twice. I found the gift certificate. It was in my pocket. FML

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By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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fractal47 2

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:04

So many FMLs can be summarized by "Today, I wasn't paying attention, and did something stupid. FML"

someguy945 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:15

I hope you don't keep a tiny poodle in your handbag.

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fractal47 2

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:04

So many FMLs can be summarized by "Today, I wasn't paying attention, and did something stupid. FML"

suaveneanderthal 0

Friday 23 October 2009 1:41

so.... what did you throw away? I'm confused

kmfyr 0

Friday 23 October 2009 4:38

#17, OP threw her handbag into the trash compactor. #1, I agree, though they make some of us feel better about our own mistakes. :D

rainbow_laces 0

Friday 23 October 2009 17:08

I think it's fake, she comes from Manchester apparently and no-one says "garbage" in Manchester.

imthestory 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 5:07

I do stuff like that sometimes, I will have like a bottle of syrup and a glass of water an I pick up the syrup by mistake and almost take a sip of it

stonecabin 0

Friday 1 October 2010 1:32

so true

irelandeyes89 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:04

way to not pay attention. wouldnt the garbage bag be heavier than your hand bag?

Kronic_Kitten 0

Friday 23 October 2009 9:01

I'm too broke to pay attention!

Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 30 September 2018 3:43

I think it'd be the other way around 😂

heartless_fml 6

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:07

wow, smarts.

f_alltheirlives 3

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:12

Your handbag is filled with junk too? Throw em both in!

someguy945 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:15

I hope you don't keep a tiny poodle in your handbag.

blakehilli8 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:21

fake

perdix 29

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:32

Since you paid your husband to snake the toilet and clean out your pipes, what did you do to the plumber?

Witchcraft_fml 4

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:35

I guess when you go shopping, you'll be paying for your new items in rotten banana peels? Better yet, save those banana peels and rent a Go-Kart! Not only will you have fun, but passersby will get a kick out of your reenactment of a video game favorite!