FML : Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the...

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Typrokka - / Thursday 22 October 2009 17:20 / United Kingdom

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By fractal47 | 0

#633660 - Thursday 22 October 2009 23:04

So many FMLs can be summarized by "Today, I wasn't paying attention, and did something stupid. FML"

By someguy945 | 0

#633675 - Thursday 22 October 2009 23:15

I hope you don't keep a tiny poodle in your handbag.

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By fractal47 | 0

#633660 - Thursday 22 October 2009 23:04

So many FMLs can be summarized by "Today, I wasn't paying attention, and did something stupid. FML"

suaveneanderthal | 0

#633860 - Friday 23 October 2009 1:41

so.... what did you throw away? I'm confused

kmfyr | 0

#634069 - Friday 23 October 2009 4:38

#17, OP threw her handbag into the trash compactor.

#1, I agree, though they make some of us feel better about our own mistakes. :D

rainbow_laces | 0

#634739 - Friday 23 October 2009 17:08

I think it's fake, she comes from Manchester apparently and no-one says "garbage" in Manchester.

imthestory | 0

#983438 - Thursday 22 April 2010 5:07

I do stuff like that sometimes, I will have like a bottle of syrup and a glass of water an I pick up the syrup by mistake and almost take a sip of it

stonecabin | 0

#1478513 - Friday 1 October 2010 1:32

so true

By irelandeyes89 | 0

#633662 - Thursday 22 October 2009 23:04

way to not pay attention. wouldnt the garbage bag be heavier than your hand bag?

Kronic_Kitten | 0

#634307 - Friday 23 October 2009 9:01

I'm too broke to pay attention!

Emma Marshall | 19

#7701509 - Sunday 30 September 2018 3:43

I think it'd be the other way around 😂

By heartless_fml | 6

#633665 - Thursday 22 October 2009 23:07

wow, smarts.

By f_alltheirlives | 3

#633673 - Thursday 22 October 2009 23:12

Your handbag is filled with junk too? Throw em both in!

By someguy945 | 0

#633675 - Thursday 22 October 2009 23:15

I hope you don't keep a tiny poodle in your handbag.

By blakehilli8 | 0

#633686 - Thursday 22 October 2009 23:21

fake

By perdix | 29

#633703 - Thursday 22 October 2009 23:32

Since you paid your husband to snake the toilet and clean out your pipes, what did you do to the plumber?

By Witchcraft_fml | 4

#633707 - Thursday 22 October 2009 23:35

I guess when you go shopping, you'll be paying for your new items in rotten banana peels?

Better yet, save those banana peels and rent a Go-Kart!
Not only will you have fun, but passersby will get a kick out of your reenactment of a video game favorite!