So many FMLs can be summarized by "Today, I wasn't paying attention, and did something stupid. FML"

so.... what did you throw away? I'm confused

#17, OP threw her handbag into the trash compactor. #1, I agree, though they make some of us feel better about our own mistakes. :D

I think it's fake, she comes from Manchester apparently and no-one says "garbage" in Manchester.

I do stuff like that sometimes, I will have like a bottle of syrup and a glass of water an I pick up the syrup by mistake and almost take a sip of it

so true

way to not pay attention. wouldnt the garbage bag be heavier than your hand bag?

I'm too broke to pay attention!

wow, smarts.

Your handbag is filled with junk too? Throw em both in!

I hope you don't keep a tiny poodle in your handbag.

fake

Since you paid your husband to snake the toilet and clean out your pipes, what did you do to the plumber?

I guess when you go shopping, you'll be paying for your new items in rotten banana peels? Better yet, save those banana peels and rent a Go-Kart! Not only will you have fun, but passersby will get a kick out of your reenactment of a video game favorite!

this site has gone down hill

it's balloon boy all over again

YDI for having a garbage compactor. That's just not the done thing in the UK!

or in most places where housewives don't live