Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
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gonad_gobbler 1
Oh man you cat be serious! C'mon you've got to be kitten me! That sounds like a catastrophe! Hopefully you can put this event behind you and "fur-get" about it.
Mifflicious 18
According to your profile, you want to be a veterinarian. I really suggest you don't if you think hugging cats is strange. Jeez..
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Comments (192)
DracoSpirita 21
I hug my kitties all the time, just because I love them...
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Clearly a sign of a cat who has outgrown her ability to give a ****.
False_Stupidity 42
You are assuming that cats EVER give a ****... In my experience, they don't.
gill4liife 0
That's a crappy situation...
laurenobrien 4
Cats are gross
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Actually they're a far tidier species than most. You can't honestly tell me that dogs, lovable bastards though they may be, are in any way clean.
RedPillSucks 33
well. they may not like dogs either. My wife has an irrational fear of cats. She's not an animal lover, in general, but she will tolerate dogs. I grew up with both dogs and cats so I just have to deal with just having dogs so she doesn't get freaked.
laurenobrien 4
No I love dogs lol I just really think cats are annoying and gross
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Apparently any sign of affection given to a cat is considered the way of the 'crazy cat lady'. I've seen people make out with their shit-eating dogs for 5 minutes and that's considered ok somehow. Hugging a fluffy little bundle of soft warm fur that's cleaner that your own damn face, though; now that's just madness!!
gracehi 33
How rude of you! I'm sure you wouldn't want somebody to embrace you while you were taking a shit. I mean really!
xxxSANAxxx 0
aww tht suucks OP!
linkinpark98 24
Please learn how to spell. -_-
kingchelsea 3
LOL
RedPillSucks 33
carnivore/omnivore poop is not good fertilizer. You need herbivore poop, like cows, goats, or deer.
yaya1213 6
Aren't there litter boxes for that?