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hahaha that happened to me earlier to. fyl. first!
Nah he should have SHOVED a firework up his ass.. haha
or put him in a strait jacket (if you had one...) silly drunk people!
No, no, no, alchohol and fireworks do not mix.
Its one way to make a car journey more interesting ;) lol.
5 is right I cought my arm on fire today cause I mixed them... I'm 14
Oh, aren't you cool.
Why weren't you watching him?! There's a reason why guys need girlfriends and it's not sex.
Because she can watch the "back seat" and the road at the same time.
When I was younger my mom always knew if I was up to no good. I swear if I was 50 miles away she got a random signal. She'll learn it someday. I think it takes time for women to learn how dumb men really are.
I resent that
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you should have kicked his a** to the curb (literally and figuratively speaking)
i hope u made him walk after that