Transportation: Today, my drunk boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to...

By litup - 04/07/2009 22:48 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to light a firework in the back seat of my car while we were driving down the interstate. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 375

You deserved it 2 667

By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 911

You deserved it 4 001

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By NeedANewWindshield - 24/08/2019 14:00

Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML

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You deserved it 91

By Alana - 01/01/2011 05:27 - Australia

Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 704

You deserved it 3 593

By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML

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You deserved it 8 960

By S. Bauer - 02/11/2011 13:50 - Portugal

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

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You deserved it 14 898

By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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You deserved it 9 612

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By Akashi - 22/07/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the couch and his legs were on my lap. We heard a loud firework from somewhere outside our window, we both jumped and I felt the pain of him kicking me in the nuts. FML

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You deserved it 414

By firehurts - 08/06/2015 23:38 - United States - Wallkill

Today, I threw a bonfire for my birthday. My boyfriend managed to set my leg on fire by throwing his liquor bottle into the fire. Happy birthday to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 726

Doofus

By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML

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butterfly141989 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:38

you should have kicked his a** to the curb (literally and figuratively speaking)

rmujerita 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:38

i hope u made him walk after that

Comments

beanerkid 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:37

hahaha that happened to me earlier to. fyl. first!

butterfly141989 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:38

you should have kicked his a** to the curb (literally and figuratively speaking)

nazooer 11

Monday 6 July 2009 2:17

Nah he should have SHOVED a firework up his ass.. haha

rmujerita 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:38

i hope u made him walk after that

Jiplo 18

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:34

or put him in a strait jacket (if you had one...) silly drunk people!

crackr 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:39

hahaha nice

Duckasaurus 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:40

No, no, no, alchohol and fireworks do not mix.

Razman201 14

Tuesday 20 September 2011 16:39

Its one way to make a car journey more interesting ;) lol.

fmkittw 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:41

He probably wanted his relationship to get even hotter.

hi5534 3

Monday 6 July 2009 5:13

HAHAHA!!!!! You totally won a cookie on that comment :D

iampjman 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:42

5 is right I cought my arm on fire today cause I mixed them... I'm 14

Atropos_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:55

Oh, aren't you cool.

JazzSpazz 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:43

That's ******. Good thing you didn't crash! FYL.

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:44

I totally agree with 5. The two def. Do not go well together. The car just makes it even worse. 

24788 6

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:45

Why weren't you watching him?! There's a reason why guys need girlfriends and it's not sex.

Duckasaurus 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:46

Because she can watch the "back seat" and the road at the same time.

24788 6

Sunday 5 July 2009 10:28

When I was younger my mom always knew if I was up to no good. I swear if I was 50 miles away she got a random signal. She'll learn it someday. I think it takes time for women to learn how dumb men really are.