hahaha that happened to me earlier to. fyl. first!

you should have kicked his a** to the curb (literally and figuratively speaking)

Nah he should have SHOVED a firework up his ass.. haha

i hope u made him walk after that

or put him in a strait jacket (if you had one...)
silly drunk people!

hahaha nice

No, no, no, alchohol and fireworks do not mix.

Its one way to make a car journey more interesting ;) lol.

He probably wanted his relationship to get even hotter.

HAHAHA!!!!! You totally won a cookie on that comment :D

5 is right I cought my arm on fire today cause I mixed them... I'm 14

Oh, aren't you cool.

That's fucked. Good thing you didn't crash! FYL.

I totally agree with 5. The two def. Do not go well together. The car just makes it even worse. 

Why weren't you watching him?! There's a reason why guys need girlfriends and it's not sex.

Because she can watch the "back seat" and the road at the same time.

When I was younger my mom always knew if I was up to no good. I swear if I was 50 miles away she got a random signal.

She'll learn it someday. I think it takes time for women to learn how dumb men really are.

I resent that