By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
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ZombieInConverse 13

Best friends are like enemies except treat you a hell of a lot worse.

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Faff 20

if your FML starts with 'after a night of heavy drinking', you know nobody's going to have sympathy for you.

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jaybear13 14

FYL Your friends are douches. Hilarious but douches

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still_guns 16

Soooo, how did you write this OP?

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loldatssad 12

And apparently you can type handcuffed to your bed.

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ChamboMango 5

And then you grabbed your phone and posted this to FML instead of calling someone for help

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kiskraze 7

& now you know not to drink to that point when your with your "friends"

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crazytwinsmom 25

For all those asking how OP can post this, a person can be handcuffed on just one hand, it's not always both hands together.

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FreeOne_fml 4

Noor likes to tie her men to the bed and laugh at them. I don't know if I'd call that love, but it sure is fun ;D

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