Health, Embarrassing, Growing old and Cute: Extreme bathtimes

Extreme bathtimes

By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I am a silly man who thought I could still get in and out of the bath at 76 years-old, even though I have only had showers for the past 15 years. So, when I got stuck in the bath, I had to call my poor wife to come and help my naked ass stand up, and yes, she asked me to write this for laughs. FML

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thinman12345 16

Tuesday 15 October 2024 9:13

Get some handles installed and keep relaxing in the tub.

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 15 October 2024 23:49

At least it seems that you are blessed with a wife with a sense of humor. Good luck further on!

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thinman12345 16

Tuesday 15 October 2024 9:13

Get some handles installed and keep relaxing in the tub.

JIMMY2CHAINZ_84 2

Tuesday 15 October 2024 12:38

I don’t find that funny at all friend. it sounds like you need to get some strength training in your life.

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 15 October 2024 23:49

At least it seems that you are blessed with a wife with a sense of humor. Good luck further on!

FluffythePink 23

Friday 18 October 2024 6:45

Get your Dr to refer you to Occupational Therapy, it'll take a while depending on where you are but they'll come out, assess your needs and give you all sorts of useful things, including installing hand/pull rails for you wherever you need them in the house. Hot baths are good for ailing joints, you don't have to deal with a wife who can't breath for laughing though. Get the GP to refer you though, a self referral takes twice as long.