Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
that's progress, support the guy
Harpy20 24
Talk to him about it if it's really a problem for you. Maybe he could get you off first, before he goes for the bronze. (I would say 'gold' but unless he was rocking your world in that minute, he doesn't deserve a medal.)
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Comments (128)
Llama_Face89 34
....I admit I have quite a few issues...thankfully this is not one of them...I'd not be able to live with the embarrassment..
jaybone87 8
poor 2 pump chump
jansleevee 2
Have him ' practice' on his own, not just finishing, but controling it. Also there is what's called a **** ring, its suposto help with control. There is a lot one can learn from the right fanfiction lol
blackonblight 33
So long as he's not just giving you the one minute of penetration and stopping, it shouldn't be an issue. I mean, six months of sex, he is managing to pleasure you other ways, right? He's got to be at least getting you off somehow. Otherwise one would think a serious discussion would have taken place before now.
LissaMccracken 23
One whole minute. My my. He should be so proud.
allplayedout 20
How have y'all been at this for six months? Have you tried letting him ****** during foreplay and giving him a break before getting it up again? He might last longer that way. Whatever happens, make sure you're getting yours so you don't end up resenting him. I hope he's as into pleasing you as he is pleasing himself...
cyan91 7
gone in 60 seconds?
Omniprism 15
There are things you can buy to prolong his ejaculation.
lanco_fml 10
time to upgrade
moonmoon520 9
Well gives a new meaning to the word "quickie"