Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
that's progress, support the guy
Harpy20 24
Talk to him about it if it's really a problem for you. Maybe he could get you off first, before he goes for the bronze. (I would say 'gold' but unless he was rocking your world in that minute, he doesn't deserve a medal.)
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Comments (128)
the_real_dvd 21
He should take yoga. No seriously. You develop a control that enables a guy to screw like a pornstar.
lil_mars 1
Damn... I'm sorry :(
jw90 18
Give him 3 years and you might have him up to 15 minutes at best.
aprilmulder 8
It might help to get him off first, and then try to have sex a little bit later. On the plus side, while you're waiting for him to be ready again, he could be doing some major foreplay to you :)
Memen88 16
You stayed why???
happle 21
Does baking cookies count as foreplay?
geekbuscus 19
Assuming you are using condoms, Durex Performax. It has a numbing lube in the tip that helps a lot without making him lose complete sensation. I will also agree with foreplay. If he gets you off and immediately gets inside of you (especially if you're still riding the wave) it will feel amazing for both of you. That won't help him last but it will make the sex good for you too at least and you will have already been satisfied. Just a couple of thoughts.
azwethinkweiz87 11
To be honest it's a difficult situation that I know I've dealt with before. I've been in the premature situation but also in the "too long" situation. I think this one is easier to fix than the latter. If he or you get him off and then go back to the fun an hour later it should last at least a bit longer. Some condoms help, a previous boyfriend found the "extra safe" durex helped him last if that's any help? Also some alcohol certainly seems to make guys last quite a bit longer. Practice makes perfect - just keep trying :)
jrock9093 18
Wow and your sharing this because why again lol at least he tries
Llama_Face89 34
Probably because that's the point of this website. Just a shot in the dark.
TheCerealKiller 24
Depends on the type of cookie.