Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
that's progress, support the guy
Harpy20 24
Talk to him about it if it's really a problem for you. Maybe he could get you off first, before he goes for the bronze. (I would say 'gold' but unless he was rocking your world in that minute, he doesn't deserve a medal.)
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Comments (128)
EatMorezBrainz 4
I know that's not a fu situation, but you should support him because very man really does try
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You need an upgrade.
Arikaz 2
I can totally feel you on this. My husband has the same issue and recently we found out he had low testosterone, literally the same level of a 65 year old man and my hubby is only 30. Maybe that could be the problem with your boyfriend? They can do labs to find out if that is the case. I know the situation is no fun (literally lol) but at least you seem to be handling the whole thing rather well. Only advice I have for ya is to go "self service" if ya catch my drift. Good luck with dealing with everything!
Shade1982 21
I don't think you have to say 'if ya catch my drift' with something so blatantly obvious...
ultra_notorious 26
usually chicks resort to cheating for said incompetence/lack of ability. congrats on your fidelity!
Ryan8878 21
You should learn to appreciate the small things. An achievement is an achievement.
sssayesss 5
You've been with him for at least six months, if sex were so important to you you would have ended the relationship over it already; clearly there's more important parts of this relationship to you. A. Either you're not really helping him, being proactive, and talking him through ideas since this has taken six months, or B. you also don't know what the hell you are doing. . .
dohdohdoh 13
Get him paroxetene or Paxil. U can last hours on that.
SarahKay67 10
Really I read an FML were the guy had to listen to two 70 year olds for TWENTY MINUTES
AlexandriaSVoice 1
Guess not everybody can great in bed lol
Muttley9 13
At least he is now 1/60th of the old song "60 Minute Man" now :)