Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
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Top comments
Dodge4x4Ram 46
that's progress, support the guy
Harpy20 24
Talk to him about it if it's really a problem for you. Maybe he could get you off first, before he goes for the bronze. (I would say 'gold' but unless he was rocking your world in that minute, he doesn't deserve a medal.)
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Comments (128)
soul_meets_body 11
Once you have good, satisfying sex, you will love it.
queerdragon 20
He can't help it. What you need to do is add more foreplay.
picturescrazy 24
Poor guy. Is he at least good at pleasing you in other ways? I feel like not being able to get a partner off due to being premature every single time would really wear away at your self-esteem :(
TheBrochure 22
Yes! That is definitely a resulting issue many times, which is why it is very important for OP (and all you ladies and gentlemen out there committed to a partner with this problem) to do what she can to help the boyfriend to relax physically and mentally, and show that she's committed to working on it, because associating stress with sex will almost always make the performance problem worse.
Sparrow25 0
Poor guy
Inked0803 12
Something is better than nothing
Dodge4x4Ram 46
haha your right about that
EpicSquishii 21
72- Dude. Seriously. You keep making yourself look ridiculously eager to engage these pretty gals in sex talk. Knock it off. Or at least send a privaate message.
Parkour_rocks 20
Haha dude got owned.
Jst4kicks 16
damnn poor guy, kudos to you for staying with him, shows your a decent person.. idk try multiple rounds??
Wakachulak 22
Tell him to pull out at the 30 second mark, then stick it back in. I've never tried it, but supposedly it can stretch it to a few hours.
ak_6694 16
Drinking alcohol beforehand makes a huge difference for guys. It decreases our sensitivity 'down there' and means we last longer. You don't have to get him TOO drunk (otherwise it will probably be pretty unpleasant for you anyway), but maybe 4-6 beers and he should last at least 5 minutes. My ex-gf and I used to experiment with this, and I went from lasting 5 minutes to 15 after drinking.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Poor both of you :/
Ki11erC 18
Bake lol