Anonymous
United States
Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Poopie
Canada
Today, after suffering from constipation for three days, I finally took a dump. Just as things reached the point of no return, my land line and doorbell all rang. FML
Anonymous
Not now!
Today, after 4 days without being able to poop, now, while sitting stuck in traffic, I have the sudden urge to use the bathroom. FML
Tabby Rosas
Slid right out
Today, after 8 days of being on a medication that makes it hard to go to the bathroom and no luck taking laxatives and drinking coffee and apple juice, I finally got to go. Too bad I was at my desk at work when it happened. I washed out my pants in the bathroom and got to sit in wet pants for 4 hours. FML
Anonymous
United States
You need more fiber
Today, I finally got over having constipation for two days straight. It came in the form of a normal-sized, rock-hard turd that made me scream "Ow!" when it came out. FML
Me
United States
Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML
Dana
Rolling thunder
Today, it's been a week that I've had bad constipation. Overeating on my 16th birthday last week got me sick; since then I've pooped only once, and it took a hard push to go it out. Today I had my second poop. Good news: I did go. Bad: it happened on the bus home from school. My pals actually cheered when I finished straining. FML
missbutthole
United States
Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML
092492
United States
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
constipated
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
Sostupid
Canada
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25
Doesn't matter still pooped.
twinny_sc 13
I hope for your sake you were at least at home and not in public.
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Comments (101)
False_Stupidity 42
Next time go to the doctor can give you something to fix it up straight away
barberpunk87 1
Go vegan and that'll never happen to you again.
eccentrix 12
Four days isn't that long.
THE_A_TEEN 28
If you shit everyday, then 4 days is long.
KiddNYC1O 22
If you weren't in public, what a relief.
groupleader 7
Smooth move, exlax!
kjtk 2
Why do u think that needs to be told to the work on fml?? Like really get some class.
jayisacooter 1
DAMN - was that you in front of me at the grocery store check out??? Smelling of shit
Xcherrypie 16
Least you didn't get so impacted you vomitted shite. That can happen!
vocaloidtiger 12
Mmhmm.. Thanks for all those lovely images you just planted inside of my head..
hateevryone 15
What did u take before you pooped?
G1ZZY 0
ewwwww