Anonymous
United States
Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Poopie
Canada
Today, after suffering from constipation for three days, I finally took a dump. Just as things reached the point of no return, my land line and doorbell all rang. FML
Anonymous
Not now!
Today, after 4 days without being able to poop, now, while sitting stuck in traffic, I have the sudden urge to use the bathroom. FML
Tabby Rosas
Slid right out
Today, after 8 days of being on a medication that makes it hard to go to the bathroom and no luck taking laxatives and drinking coffee and apple juice, I finally got to go. Too bad I was at my desk at work when it happened. I washed out my pants in the bathroom and got to sit in wet pants for 4 hours. FML
Anonymous
United States
You need more fiber
Today, I finally got over having constipation for two days straight. It came in the form of a normal-sized, rock-hard turd that made me scream "Ow!" when it came out. FML
Me
United States
Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML
Dana
Rolling thunder
Today, it's been a week that I've had bad constipation. Overeating on my 16th birthday last week got me sick; since then I've pooped only once, and it took a hard push to go it out. Today I had my second poop. Good news: I did go. Bad: it happened on the bus home from school. My pals actually cheered when I finished straining. FML
missbutthole
United States
Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML
092492
United States
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
constipated
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
Sostupid
Canada
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25
Doesn't matter still pooped.
twinny_sc 13
I hope for your sake you were at least at home and not in public.
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Comments (101)
taintedayush 0
I have a feeling it was akward
ss_20_xx 14
I thought it was an amusing experience. How can ******** anywhere, other than in the toilet, be awkard?
ss_20_xx 14
* awkward
kandi_kid69 15
Were you in Walmart by any chance? With a family member?
Sprezlaus 9
Lol
crazyk2468 6
I was
yahoowizard 16
The kind of shit that goes on in Walmart...
luv2cheat 0
if could have been worse....I mean hell you could have been having anal sex when it happened lmfao!!!!
Mandybruin 15
Yeah, that definitely would have been worse. Perhaps that is what loosened OP up and allowed them to go. ;)
AliceLockehart 18
I just got so many images in my head that I never ever wanted to think about.
vicky_reoow 1
aww that must of made you feel like shit :(
corytheg 6
It happens to me all the time. Unfortunatly
NBL_fml 8
Well the first thing that comes to mind is the question "Where?"
DollyDope 17
Location is crucial on this one. Had op been just 4 feet away from the toilet is not as epic fail as... Well anywhere else really. Work? Public transportation? The in-laws kitchen?
looneytoongirl 0
At least you got it out!
matthew2424 3
Crappy luck
ChickInGreenVans 12
shit maaaayn!!
j_cat187 20
Did it drop like a piece of billet steel?