Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
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Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML
Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML
Today, after a church service, a man approached me as I was walking to my car. He had tears in his eyes and politely asked if I would pray with him. He asked if we could hold hands. As I reached out to hold his hands, the bitch snatched my purse and ran. FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
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Top comments
trulypar 34
I guess since he couldn't have your hand, he decided to take your handbag.
swanheart 35
God - what would he have done if you'd said yes?
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Comments (41)
UnholyNunberXIV 11
Making men look bad.
Ochone 3
One guy doing something bad like that is hardly making the entirety of men look bad...
onlyinamerica 14
Rejection turned deadly...
miss_fluffybutt 17
I am glad you are safe, however.
ColdRoxas 18
Perfect example of 0 to 100 way to dam fast
Treaton 5
that turn xD sorry bit this made me laugh instead of feel sorry :') ps. atleast he didn't use the knife
cameron194 9
First thought, why would he need to pull a knife if he was just going to grab the bag and run anyways lol.. Unless he grabbed it and she started to pull back lol
HollyQuinn 21
Glad you're OK!
dawson11111 7
I don't understand how some of these posts are getting " you deserved it" ??
Saedrin 10
some people are just assholes who vote YDI on every single post. Every single site that gives you the option to 'downvote' has this issue, it seems. :(
M3DO 24
So did you report it to the police or just decided to post it on FML?
pineapple_stick 4
oh my god. I hope you reported this issue to your local police straight away! people can be creeps.