By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
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No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!

I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo... Mine mine mine mine haha

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seagull help you stay on diet . Haha

How exactly is starving part of a diet?

No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!

Haha I suppose so but they're just so savage... Seagulls 1 Me 0 :(

JMichael 25

No what OP should of done was chase that seagull down and get his damn sandwich back in any way possible.

Possibly #18 but I think he might have struggled to follow the bird if it decided to fly off...!

gobiteme2 34

OP cheer up and get revenge. Most seagulls will come back to same spot to see if they can get some more. Ever seen a seagull with a mouth full of Tabasco sauce in their mouth.

Happened to everyone before.

I don't know about you, but I've never seen anybody's food get snatched from his hands by a bird!

lol I have

I have never once had this happen nor have I seen it happen however I have heard it happen before to my Dad

Happens, mate. Nothing to do but laugh it off and...yeah.

KhaleesiDannie 26

Your lucky all it took was your food and not your SOUL*evil seagull laughter in the distance*

KhaleesiDannie 26

Y du I alwais git dwn vorts 4 tipos? fml

Jachin357 28

Those birds have no shame!

TAntobella 14

Think in perspective. The cow your hamburger was made of: "Today after a miserable life spent in a factory farm, a human has stolen my calf from me, then cut my throat. FML" We all steal from others, don't we..

Found the Vegan

TAntobella 14

Ahahahah 37 people can't handle the truth!

I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo... Mine mine mine mine haha

xKrisSmoove 21

What if they are back in Finding Dory?

This is actually really funny considering OP lives in Australia where Finding Nemo took place

Haha I live in the same city too

LostInTheZone11 28

Mine mine mine mine mine. "Oh would you just shut up?! You rats with wings." Nigel the Pelican.

I definitely feel you on that one, I've had the same thing happen to me. Those shipyard seagulls are savages. I've seen them take a guy's breakfast burrito and come back to throw the aluminum foil at him.

Next time, take something to catch/shoot down a seagull, strip the feathers off, and cook the seagull. Slap it between a pair of burger buns and eat it in front of those seagulls.

Someone has a disturbing imagination...

SystemofaBlink41 27

Fuck the downvotes, this made me laugh.