By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
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swanheart 35
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No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!

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gosh_mate 30
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I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo... Mine mine mine mine haha

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hantu69 22
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seagull help you stay on diet . Haha

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Rkikkas9713 25
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How exactly is starving part of a diet?

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swanheart 35
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No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!

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shiba10 26
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Haha I suppose so but they're just so savage... Seagulls 1 Me 0 :(

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JMichael 25

No what OP should of done was chase that seagull down and get his damn sandwich back in any way possible.

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swanheart 35
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Possibly #18 but I think he might have struggled to follow the bird if it decided to fly off...!

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gobiteme2 34

OP cheer up and get revenge. Most seagulls will come back to same spot to see if they can get some more. Ever seen a seagull with a mouth full of Tabasco sauce in their mouth.

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datass63826 9
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Happened to everyone before.

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NeatNit 32
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I don't know about you, but I've never seen anybody's food get snatched from his hands by a bird!

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momo3p 22
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lol I have

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domolovesyoshi 33
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I have never once had this happen nor have I seen it happen however I have heard it happen before to my Dad

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TheLastCenturion 19
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Happens, mate. Nothing to do but laugh it off and...yeah.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Your lucky all it took was your food and not your SOUL*evil seagull laughter in the distance*

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Y du I alwais git dwn vorts 4 tipos? fml

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Jachin357 28

Those birds have no shame!

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TAntobella 14

Think in perspective. The cow your hamburger was made of: "Today after a miserable life spent in a factory farm, a human has stolen my calf from me, then cut my throat. FML" We all steal from others, don't we..

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TooManyProblems 13
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Found the Vegan

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TAntobella 14

Ahahahah 37 people can't handle the truth!

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gosh_mate 30
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I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo... Mine mine mine mine haha

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xKrisSmoove 21

What if they are back in Finding Dory?

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Avi8r 22
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This is actually really funny considering OP lives in Australia where Finding Nemo took place

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shiba10 26
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Haha I live in the same city too

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LostInTheZone11 29

Mine mine mine mine mine. "Oh would you just shut up?! You rats with wings." Nigel the Pelican.

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FrankHotpants 31
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I definitely feel you on that one, I've had the same thing happen to me. Those shipyard seagulls are savages. I've seen them take a guy's breakfast burrito and come back to throw the aluminum foil at him.

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Tarlachia 33
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Next time, take something to catch/shoot down a seagull, strip the feathers off, and cook the seagull. Slap it between a pair of burger buns and eat it in front of those seagulls.

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katelng09 16
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Someone has a disturbing imagination...

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Fuck the downvotes, this made me laugh.

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