Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
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hantu69
| 22
seagull help you stay on diet . Haha
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Rkikkas9713
| 25
How exactly is starving part of a diet?
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swanheart
| 35
No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!
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shiba10
| 26
Haha I suppose so but they're just so savage... Seagulls 1 Me 0 :(
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JMichael
| 25
No what OP should of done was chase that seagull down and get his damn sandwich back in any way possible.
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swanheart
| 35
Possibly #18 but I think he might have struggled to follow the bird if it decided to fly off...!
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gobiteme2
| 34
OP cheer up and get revenge. Most seagulls will come back to same spot to see if they can get some more. Ever seen a seagull with a mouth full of Tabasco sauce in their mouth.
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datass63826
| 9
Happened to everyone before.
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NeatNit
| 32
I don't know about you, but I've never seen anybody's food get snatched from his hands by a bird!
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momo3p
| 22
lol I have
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
I have never once had this happen nor have I seen it happen however I have heard it happen before to my Dad
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TheLastCenturion
| 19
Happens, mate. Nothing to do but laugh it off and...yeah.
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KhaleesiDannie
| 26
Your lucky all it took was your food and not your SOUL*evil seagull laughter in the distance*
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bigbluetardis
| 21
*You're
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KhaleesiDannie
| 26
Y du I alwais git dwn vorts 4 tipos? fml
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Jachin357
| 28
Those birds have no shame!
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TAntobella
| 14
Think in perspective. The cow your hamburger was made of: "Today after a miserable life spent in a factory farm, a human has stolen my calf from me, then cut my throat. FML"
We all steal from others, don't we..
We all steal from others, don't we..
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TooManyProblems
| 13
Found the Vegan
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TAntobella
| 14
Ahahahah 37 people can't handle the truth!
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gosh_mate
| 30
I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo...
Mine mine mine mine haha
Mine mine mine mine haha
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xKrisSmoove
| 21
What if they are back in Finding Dory?
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Avi8r
| 22
This is actually really funny considering OP lives in Australia where Finding Nemo took place
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shiba10
| 26
Haha I live in the same city too
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LostInTheZone11
| 27
Mine mine mine mine mine. "Oh would you just shut up?! You rats with wings." Nigel the Pelican.
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FrankHotpants
| 30
I definitely feel you on that one, I've had the same thing happen to me. Those shipyard seagulls are savages. I've seen them take a guy's breakfast burrito and come back to throw the aluminum foil at him.
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Tarlachia
| 33
Next time, take something to catch/shoot down a seagull, strip the feathers off, and cook the seagull. Slap it between a pair of burger buns and eat it in front of those seagulls.
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katelng09
| 16
Someone has a disturbing imagination...
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Fuck the downvotes, this made me laugh.
Mine mine mine mine haha