FML : Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start...

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shibs / Saturday 19 December 2015 14:30 / Australia - Hurstville

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By swanheart | 35

#6489337 - Sunday 20 December 2015 12:28

No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!

By gosh_mate | 30

#6489350 - Sunday 20 December 2015 12:51

I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo...
Mine mine mine mine haha

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By hantu69 | 22

#6489336 - Sunday 20 December 2015 12:28

seagull help you stay on diet . Haha

Rkikkas9713 | 25

#6489653 - Sunday 20 December 2015 22:06

How exactly is starving part of a diet?

By swanheart | 35

#6489337 - Sunday 20 December 2015 12:28

No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!

shiba10 | 26

#6489359 - Sunday 20 December 2015 13:24

Haha I suppose so but they're just so savage... Seagulls 1 Me 0 :(

JMichael | 25

#6489369 - Sunday 20 December 2015 14:14

No what OP should of done was chase that seagull down and get his damn sandwich back in any way possible.

swanheart | 35

#6489476 - Sunday 20 December 2015 17:45

Possibly #18 but I think he might have struggled to follow the bird if it decided to fly off...!

gobiteme2 | 34

#6489625 - Sunday 20 December 2015 21:10

OP cheer up and get revenge. Most seagulls will come back to same spot to see if they can get some more. Ever seen a seagull with a mouth full of Tabasco sauce in their mouth.

By datass63826 | 9

#6489338 - Sunday 20 December 2015 12:29

Happened to everyone before.

NeatNit | 32

#6489366 - Sunday 20 December 2015 13:52

I don't know about you, but I've never seen anybody's food get snatched from his hands by a bird!

momo3p | 22

#6489406 - Sunday 20 December 2015 16:04

lol I have

domolovesyoshi | 33

#6489594 - Sunday 20 December 2015 20:18

I have never once had this happen nor have I seen it happen however I have heard it happen before to my Dad

By TheLastCenturion | 19

#6489340 - Sunday 20 December 2015 12:33

Happens, mate. Nothing to do but laugh it off and...yeah.

By KhaleesiDannie | 26

#6489341 - Sunday 20 December 2015 12:34

Your lucky all it took was your food and not your SOUL*evil seagull laughter in the distance*

bigbluetardis | 21

#6489375 - Sunday 20 December 2015 14:19

*You're

KhaleesiDannie | 26

#6489386 - Sunday 20 December 2015 15:01

Y du I alwais git dwn vorts 4 tipos? fml

By Jachin357 | 28

#6489347 - Sunday 20 December 2015 12:41

Those birds have no shame!

By TAntobella | 14

#6489348 - Sunday 20 December 2015 12:48

Think in perspective. The cow your hamburger was made of: "Today after a miserable life spent in a factory farm, a human has stolen my calf from me, then cut my throat. FML"
We all steal from others, don't we..

TooManyProblems | 13

#6489358 - Sunday 20 December 2015 13:23

Found the Vegan

TAntobella | 14

#6489637 - Sunday 20 December 2015 21:23

Ahahahah 37 people can't handle the truth!

By gosh_mate | 30

#6489350 - Sunday 20 December 2015 12:51

I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo...
Mine mine mine mine haha

xKrisSmoove | 21

#6489387 - Sunday 20 December 2015 15:02

What if they are back in Finding Dory?

Avi8r | 22

#6489698 - Sunday 20 December 2015 23:53

This is actually really funny considering OP lives in Australia where Finding Nemo took place

shiba10 | 26

#6489723 - Monday 21 December 2015 0:30

Haha I live in the same city too

LostInTheZone11 | 26

#6490010 - Monday 21 December 2015 7:52

Mine mine mine mine mine. "Oh would you just shut up?! You rats with wings." Nigel the Pelican.

By FrankHotpants | 30

#6489353 - Sunday 20 December 2015 13:01

I definitely feel you on that one, I've had the same thing happen to me. Those shipyard seagulls are savages. I've seen them take a guy's breakfast burrito and come back to throw the aluminum foil at him.

By Tarlachia | 33

#6489357 - Sunday 20 December 2015 13:23

Next time, take something to catch/shoot down a seagull, strip the feathers off, and cook the seagull. Slap it between a pair of burger buns and eat it in front of those seagulls.