By Somethingtoworryabout
Today, I couldn't help but laugh at my girlfriend because she always becomes paranoid when she's around cars. I found her reaction cute and told her that "there's nothing to worry about". A car ran over me two hours later. I'm in a hospital now. FML
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By  Deez_Knots  |  10

So she has a fear of driving in cars, or like she freaks out when she is standing near a parked car

  Paul B. Gyurcsanszky  |  14

Damn you beat me to it! 🤣🤣🤣