By Somethingtoworryabout - 26/10/2018 22:00

Today, I couldn't help but laugh at my girlfriend because she always becomes paranoid when she's around cars. I found her reaction cute and told her that "there's nothing to worry about". A car ran over me two hours later. I'm in a hospital now. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Next time, make a less dangerous statement. Murphy's Law dictated that you were gonna be hit, and look what happened.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Next time, make a less dangerous statement. Murphy's Law dictated that you were gonna be hit, and look what happened.

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Deez_Knots 10

So she has a fear of driving in cars, or like she freaks out when she is standing near a parked car

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Damn you beat me to it! 🤣🤣🤣

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Emma Marshall 19

.....karma?

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Emma Marshall 19

OMG I GET IT

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Way to go, Dad. You nailed it.

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TheSminty1 17
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It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you

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Ruby_Rose 1

You should have followed ththe rules

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chosha_fml 25
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Cars are all about street cred. You made them seem harmless. What choice did they have?

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John Nemeth 14
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Remember kids frogger is a game meant to be played on a console not in real life For fucks sake we really need to put a disclaimer on frogger now?

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hxnniemxrie 3

I AM SO SORRY I AM LAUGHING SIR OR MA'AM

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Mint 5

You’re gonna hear about that forever

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