By Somethingtoworryabout - 26/10/2018 22:00

Today, I couldn't help but laugh at my girlfriend because she always becomes paranoid when she's around cars. I found her reaction cute and told her that "there's nothing to worry about". A car ran over me two hours later. I'm in a hospital now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 598
You deserved it 786

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Next time, make a less dangerous statement. Murphy's Law dictated that you were gonna be hit, and look what happened.

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Next time, make a less dangerous statement. Murphy's Law dictated that you were gonna be hit, and look what happened.

Deez_Knots 10

So she has a fear of driving in cars, or like she freaks out when she is standing near a parked car

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Damn you beat me to it! 🤣🤣🤣

Way to go, Dad. You nailed it.

It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you

You should have followed ththe rules

Cars are all about street cred. You made them seem harmless. What choice did they have?

Remember kids frogger is a game meant to be played on a console not in real life For fucks sake we really need to put a disclaimer on frogger now?

I AM SO SORRY I AM LAUGHING SIR OR MA'AM

You’re gonna hear about that forever