FML : Today, my constant constipation has become a running joke in my family; I heard my mom tell my dad that if he wants to keep his Christmas presents safe,...

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Today, my constant constipation has become a running joke in my family; I heard my mom tell my dad that if he wants to keep his Christmas presents safe, he should ask me to eat them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By aswamk / Saturday 19 December 2015 05:01 / Pakistan - Karachi

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By UndeadFML | 22

#6489192 - Sunday 20 December 2015 06:06

Well we know one thing that's not running. You to the bathroom.

By Tripartita | 43

#6489209 - Sunday 20 December 2015 06:21

This is literally one of the least shitty situations on here.

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By Ethan_Anonymous | 28

#6489186 - Sunday 20 December 2015 06:04

Try increasing fiber in your diet. More exercise

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ohSNAPyall | 26

#6489249 - Sunday 20 December 2015 07:33

Maybe probiotics too

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LunaaBluee | 27

#6489258 - Sunday 20 December 2015 08:05

Drinking more water as well

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smallandroid | 26

#6489286 - Sunday 20 December 2015 09:12

I feel like if OP is posting about this, they've probably had this issue for a long time and has done research and seen a doctor for medical advice already...

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MrsPegg | 45

#6489380 - Sunday 20 December 2015 02:45

^not always. Can't trust people to have common sense these days.

By GeorgiaBea | 28

#6489188 - Sunday 20 December 2015 06:06

They make medicine for that... Perhaps you should talk to your doctor.

By uchua | 16

#6489189 - Sunday 20 December 2015 06:06

Hope you asked for laxatives for Christmas.

By Tejanoswhy | 19

#6489190 - Sunday 20 December 2015 06:06

Sorry to hear that OP. Hopefully you'll get out of it

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Seabass_Chan | 33

#6489279 - Sunday 20 December 2015 08:46

#4 More like hopefully it will get out of OP.

By UndeadFML | 22

#6489192 - Sunday 20 December 2015 06:06

Well we know one thing that's not running. You to the bathroom.

By SAGARCo | 19

#6489200 - Sunday 20 December 2015 06:09

But the presents would dissolve, and even if they didn't, you'd have to do surgery, and you'd also get indigestion. That was not a well planned joke.

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itsalanis | 24

#6489277 - Sunday 20 December 2015 08:45

You had to be that guy...

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A07 | 47

#6489355 - Sunday 20 December 2015 01:20

You must be super fun at parties

By AyeJay101 | 25

#6489202 - Sunday 20 December 2015 06:10

I bet you don't give a crap about what they're saying....

By whitedesi | 10

#6489207 - Sunday 20 December 2015 06:16

I read Constantpation

By Tripartita | 43

#6489209 - Sunday 20 December 2015 06:21

This is literally one of the least shitty situations on here.

By SirBowAndArrow | 3

#6489211 - Sunday 20 December 2015 06:23

You might have an allergy to something you eat or drink on a daily basis! Could be something as basic as milk or so.

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Red_Curls1995 | 28

#6489255 - Sunday 20 December 2015 07:51

Or if OP has is celiac. A reaction to gluten irritates the intestines.

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