By aswamk - 19/12/2015 05:01 - Pakistan - Karachi
Today, my constant constipation has become a running joke in my family; I heard my mom tell my dad that if he wants to keep his Christmas presents safe, he should ask me to eat them. FML
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By  SAGARCo  |  19

But the presents would dissolve, and even if they didn't, you'd have to do surgery, and you'd also get indigestion.
That was not a well planned joke.