By aswamk - 19/12/2015 05:01 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, my constant constipation has become a running joke in my family; I heard my mom tell my dad that if he wants to keep his Christmas presents safe, he should ask me to eat them. FML
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UndeadFML 22
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Well we know one thing that's not running. You to the bathroom.

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Tripartita 44
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This is literally one of the least shitty situations on here.

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Ethan_Anonymous 28
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Try increasing fiber in your diet. More exercise

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Maybe probiotics too

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LunaaBluee 27
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Drinking more water as well

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smallandroid 26
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I feel like if OP is posting about this, they've probably had this issue for a long time and has done research and seen a doctor for medical advice already...

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MrsPegg 45
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^not always. Can't trust people to have common sense these days.

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GeorgiaBea 28
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They make medicine for that... Perhaps you should talk to your doctor.

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uchua 16

Hope you asked for laxatives for Christmas.

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Tejanoswhy 19
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Sorry to hear that OP. Hopefully you'll get out of it

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Seabass_Chan 33
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#4 More like hopefully it will get out of OP.

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UndeadFML 22
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Well we know one thing that's not running. You to the bathroom.

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SAGARCo 19
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But the presents would dissolve, and even if they didn't, you'd have to do surgery, and you'd also get indigestion. That was not a well planned joke.

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itsalanis 24
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You had to be that guy...

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A07 48

You must be super fun at parties

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AyeJay101 25
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I bet you don't give a crap about what they're saying....

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whitedesi 10

I read Constantpation

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Tripartita 44
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This is literally one of the least shitty situations on here.

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SirBowAndArrow 3
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You might have an allergy to something you eat or drink on a daily basis! Could be something as basic as milk or so.

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Red_Curls1995 28

Or if OP has is celiac. A reaction to gluten irritates the intestines.

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