Today, my constant constipation has become a running joke in my family; I heard my mom tell my dad that if he wants to keep his Christmas presents safe, he should ask me to eat them. FML
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UndeadFML
| 22
Well we know one thing that's not running. You to the bathroom.
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Tripartita
| 44
This is literally one of the least shitty situations on here.
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Ethan_Anonymous
| 28
Try increasing fiber in your diet. More exercise
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Maybe probiotics too
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LunaaBluee
| 27
Drinking more water as well
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smallandroid
| 26
I feel like if OP is posting about this, they've probably had this issue for a long time and has done research and seen a doctor for medical advice already...
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MrsPegg
| 45
^not always. Can't trust people to have common sense these days.
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GeorgiaBea
| 28
They make medicine for that... Perhaps you should talk to your doctor.
By
uchua
| 16
Hope you asked for laxatives for Christmas.
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Tejanoswhy
| 19
Sorry to hear that OP. Hopefully you'll get out of it
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Seabass_Chan
| 33
#4 More like hopefully it will get out of OP.
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UndeadFML
| 22
Well we know one thing that's not running. You to the bathroom.
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SAGARCo
| 19
But the presents would dissolve, and even if they didn't, you'd have to do surgery, and you'd also get indigestion.
That was not a well planned joke.
That was not a well planned joke.
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itsalanis
| 24
You had to be that guy...
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A07
| 48
You must be super fun at parties
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AyeJay101
| 25
I bet you don't give a crap about what they're saying....
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whitedesi
| 10
I read Constantpation
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Tripartita
| 44
This is literally one of the least shitty situations on here.
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SirBowAndArrow
| 3
You might have an allergy to something you eat or drink on a daily basis! Could be something as basic as milk or so.
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Red_Curls1995
| 28
Or if OP has is celiac. A reaction to gluten irritates the intestines.