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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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By Aaron Lewis - 07/07/2012 05:01 - United States - Topeka

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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By scfead - 14/08/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By Shopgirl - 06/08/2009 13:14 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML

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ImNotAnAngel 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:09

But was it a nice chat?

maybaybe 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:14

How could you not notice that? Unless you have really accessible pockets.

Comments

Mirorbo 26

Friday 14 January 2011 12:06

Why do people put their wallets in easy-to-access spots? Even I could pick-pocket people these days!

Helloiloveyou199_fml 0

Friday 14 January 2011 13:14

agreed!

The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Friday 14 January 2011 14:40

you have to know by now riding a public bus will get you mugged at some point in the U.S I'm from Seattle and every night on the news there's always some video from a metro bus with something happening, so hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo wallet because they jacking everyone around there!!!

RHCP12 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:03

Haha....so true...

ilovejorgerabara 3

Saturday 15 January 2011 13:22

Hahahahah 22 epic win ;D

lauraxcupcake 12

Sunday 4 August 2013 6:38

people don't always like digging for their wallets.

mitri_fml 3

Friday 14 January 2011 12:07

Now you must learn.Next time you should be the one stealing the wallet

ImNotAnAngel 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:09

But was it a nice chat?

FYLDeep 25

Friday 14 January 2011 12:11

Sooo, did you just stand there and watch, or did you actually do something about it?

ImNotAnAngel 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:13

He posted it on the internet

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 14 January 2011 14:41

The bus had probably left by the time he realized it.

maybaybe 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:14

How could you not notice that? Unless you have really accessible pockets.

TheDrifter 23

Friday 14 January 2011 13:42

Well op is American, so it's quite possible either their pants sag and the pockets are behind their knees, or if op is a female maybe she simply forgot to properly close her purse?