By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
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maybaybe 0

How could you not notice that? Unless you have really accessible pockets.

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Mirorbo 26

Why do people put their wallets in easy-to-access spots? Even I could pick-pocket people these days!

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The_Dude_Abides_ 0

you have to know by now riding a public bus will get you mugged at some point in the U.S I'm from Seattle and every night on the news there's always some video from a metro bus with something happening, so hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo wallet because they jacking everyone around there!!!

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lauraxcupcake 12

people don't always like digging for their wallets.

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mitri_fml 3

Now you must learn.Next time you should be the one stealing the wallet

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FYLDeep 25

Sooo, did you just stand there and watch, or did you actually do something about it?

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RedPillSucks 31

The bus had probably left by the time he realized it.

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maybaybe 0

How could you not notice that? Unless you have really accessible pockets.

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TheDrifter 23

Well op is American, so it's quite possible either their pants sag and the pockets are behind their knees, or if op is a female maybe she simply forgot to properly close her purse?

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DU0 0

Put it in your back pocket next time and keep your ass on the seat. :/

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macskapingvin 0

Or put it in your inside jacket pocket and keep your hand on your breast.

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jiggyjiggz 0

Or put it in your inside jacket pocket and let me keep my hand on your breast.

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nathan5 0

you wanna keep your hand on a penguins breast?

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Doortje 29

You thought he was talking to you for fun?

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